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On the back of Harrison's terrible effort, what's the most corniest, cheesiest joke you know?????

Here's my starter......



I start a new job in Seoul next week....I thought it was a good Korea move!! :lol:

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what do you call a dear with no eyes?.... no idea


what do you call a dear with no legs or eyes?.... still no idea


what do you call a dear with no eyes no legs and no ears?.... dont matter it cant hear you!

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George, my racing snail, has been really struggling of late so I took his shell off to try and reduce weight and make him more streamlined. It's not worked...


If anything, it's made him more sluggish.

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George, my racing snail, has been really struggling of late so I took his shell off to try and reduce weight and make him more streamlined. It's not worked...


If anything, it's made him more sluggish.

 

I knew what was coming, but it still made me laugh :lol:

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This guy is at the supermarket and after buying a few things he begins

to queue up in this really long line for the checkout. After about 15

mins in the line he reached the checkout girl, and just at that moment

he remembers that he needs some condoms. Not wanting to line up again

he said to the girl, "I meant to buy some condoms but forgot," to

which she replies, "Do you know what size you are?" "No." The girl

then said, "OK drop your pants and I'll tell you what size you are."

The guy then, not being the shy type, drops his trousers and the girl

has a feel with her hand and then says in the microphone, "1 packet of

large condoms to aisle 3 please." He pulls up his trousers, the

condoms are brought to him, he pays his bill, and goes on his way.


Another male customer sees this and thinks he'd like to have this nice

girl fondling his manhood and so says the same thing to the girl and a

similar course of events takes place, only this time after having a

feel she says, "One packet of medium sized condoms to aisle 3 please."

The condoms are then brought to him, he pays the bill, and goes on his

way.


Also watching this course of events was a rather excitable 15 year old

boy who then decides to queue up and try the same routine. Upon

reaching the checkout girl he says, "I'd like to buy some condoms

please, but I forgot," and the girl replies, "Do you know what size

you are?" He answers "Nope," and she asks him to drop his trousers and

she has a feel, after which she says into the microphone, "Mop and

bucket to aisle 3 please!"

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