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I got attacked by shark once bit 2 toes off me punched it in the eye and got away Still go swimming but have to wear flippers now

My aunt was with Mel Gibson for a while I met him loads of times I was an extra in brave heart

So you like to drag race an unregistered bike without a proper helmet and you hang out with women that will not hesitate to break your nose but you don't do drugs . Well hats off to you sir . You are a beacon of hope for the rest of the council estate . Can't wait till he's old enough to take the stabilisers off his bike Stabilisers ha ha funny guy What is that thing in your avy picture it’s got ladies handbags on it

Blimey won’t be getting a Harley if the owners are that rude changed my mind don’t want to come sit on it now think you've fooked any chance of sitting on it now , go to a dealers No way I don’t do drugs

Yes your right , can I come sit on yours see how it feels for us I have not got any virus . That's it ! Now I know you're a made up c**t of a Troll . Just f*****g do one ! Blimey won’t be getting a Harley if the owners are that rude changed my mind don’t want to come sit on it now

They might be a little more suitable than a Honda C something 125 dirt bike . Yes your right , can I come sit on yours see how it feels for us I have not got any virus .

I like harleys like the sound are they good for two up cause I want to take my mates wife sister out if things work out I like to go tenting

I suppose these people have got to find some kind of outlet now that the Jeremy Kyle Show has been axed . Never watched I’m a Jerry springer man. So how fast do you go fast bob.

Well that didn’t go very well my pals wife followed him in her car and ended up punching me on the nose think it’s broke she’s says I’m a bad influence but it’s the other way round. I fancy his wife’s sister though and she just text me to see if I’m ok so this could lead to some sexy time for me .

Can you run a bike on old chip fat oil , I heard you can with cars .

Wait until I can replace my crash helmet then ? Plus I just noticed one f the straps on the pushbike helmet is a bit split . Probably not a lot of police going to be about should get away with not wearing one . Why wait? Just go for it anyway. what arm can come out of it?? Keep in mind to crash by yourself and when you stop make sure you're far from the road and that you have instant death so you won't need any paramedics around. That’s not very nice is it, I have a family you know , not good if get instant for them

Wait until I can replace my crash helmet then ? Plus I just noticed one f the straps on the pushbike helmet is a bit split . Probably not a lot of police going to be about should get away with not wearing one .

Hi guys My friend has challenged me to a drag race , the roads are so quite so the perfect time. We only have 125 cc bikes so won’t go that fast , the thing is I dropped my helmet and it broke , would i be ok to wear a pushbike helmet instead ?

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