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3 minutes ago, husoi said:

Relativity...

at 40yr I was 60kg...

I haven't been 60 kg since I was about 12. Even at my fittest when I could do an army route March in full kit I weighed 83 kg and there wasn't any fat on me then. Now sadly I'm about 106 kg but down from my worst of 4 years ago.

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43 minutes ago, Stu said:

News just in! 

 

Harley Davidson are donating bikes to the public to ensure they stay at home! 

Is that why BMW's are so expensive.  To ensure the riders cannot afford to go out?

 

(BMW - Break My Wallet)

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Primary school teacher asks pupils to describe their school.

 

Little Charlie wrote:

 

"Our school is small but very tidy.

Our school is like a beautiful garden. we the pupils, are little flowers and our teacher is a big pile of manure that makes us grow beautiful and strong."

 

:) 

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DON'T READ IF YOU GET EASILY OFFENDED!!!

 

At the gynaecologist
 Mother, desperate asks the doctor:
- What happened to my daughter?
- Your daughter have her clitoris identical to a lid of a bic roller pen!
- Blue, doctor?
- No, all chewed up.

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16 minutes ago, husoi said:

DON'T READ IF YOU GET EASILY OFFENDED!!!

 

At the gynaecologist
 Mother, desperate asks the doctor:
- What happened to my daughter?
- Your daughter have her clitoris identical to a lid of a bic roller pen!
- Blue, doctor?
- No, all chewed up.

 

I'm offended at the lack of picture evidence 🤣

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2 minutes ago, husoi said:

Hence called "your worst joke"....

 

Exactly!

17 minutes ago, James in Brum said:

I’m offended by the lack of humour in it. 

Ever seen  "Chubby"Brown 🤣

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49 minutes ago, dynax said:

 

Exactly!

Ever seen  "Chubby"Brown 🤣

I've seen chubby brown, we booed him off stage after 15mins, there was a call over speakers for people to respect the act.

 

He came back out, lasted about a min and went back off in a strop never to return, it was the biggest laugh he got.

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