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1 hour ago, rennie said:

did you steal that off my FB? :laugh:

Oh shit. You posted too Ian.

Sorry mate.

Lisa has banned me from posting owt even slightly contentious on FB.....

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1 minute ago, NeilM said:

Oh shit. You posted too Ian.

Sorry mate.

Lisa has banned me from posting owt even slightly contentious on FB.....

I even liked it....lol

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1 minute ago, Ian Frog said:

I am fascinated to find out who @lady mud turtles are and what they get up to !

Please tell!

Cheers

Ian

Stolen off face book.

I assume its a lasses rugby club or face book group....lol

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3 hours ago, Ian Frog said:

I am fascinated to find out who @lady mud turtles are and what they get up to !

Please tell!

Cheers

Ian

 

When I worked at a petrol station there used to be a woman who came in regularly and always wore a shirt that had " babes getting dirty in the mud" written on it.

 

She was into off roading in her land rover :classic_biggrin:

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48 minutes ago, Tiggie said:

 

When I worked at a petrol station there used to be a woman who came in regularly and always wore a shirt that had " babes getting dirty in the mud" written on it.

 

She was into off roading in her land rover :classic_biggrin:

88, 90, 110 age is very important

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  • 2 weeks later...

My Wife and I were sitting in the living room discussing a living will. “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug,”  She got up, Switched off my laptop and threw out all the beer :crybaby:

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13 hours ago, Tiggie said:

My Wife and I were sitting in the living room discussing a living will. “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug,”  She got up, Switched off my laptop and threw out all the beer :crybaby:

you wont say that again 🤣

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