onesea Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, “Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.” Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, “I want to hang out with God”. St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God, “Hey, aren’t you the inventor of woman?” God said, “Ah, yes.” “Well,” said Arthur, “professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds. 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. 4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous.” “Hmmmm, you may have some good points there,” replied God, “hold on.” God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,” God said to Arthur, “but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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billy sugger Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 That's a throwing stick for the next door neighbours' yappy lapdog 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Stu Posted July 20, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 20, 2022 I phoned my local radio station today, to enter their mystery prize competition. The presenter answered and said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our Mystery Grand Star Prize".. "That Fantastic!" I called out in delight. "Feel Confident?" The presenter asked, "It's a Maths Question." "Well, I've got a degree in Mathematics " I proudly replied, "Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 VIP tickets to a Harley Davidson launch and to be the first person ever to test ride the new bike, what is 2+2 ?" “17” I replied. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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husoi Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 On 23/07/2022 at 21:46, Steve_M said: If it's a Harley I would stun myself. 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_M Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 7 hours ago, husoi said: If it's a Harley I would stun myself. It could be worse, it could be a GS… Damn, it is. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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skyrider Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 2 hours ago, manxie49 said: and by that time who gives a sh*t 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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onesea Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 3 hours ago, Gerontious said: When “On average, a pint in the UK is £4.07 and £4.84 in the capital” and “a £7 pint on the way to a pub near them”. Even going to the pub will make you part of the elite or a holiday maker…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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