TC Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Blueberry jelly babies were especially created for Ronald Regan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC Posted February 18, 2012 Author Share Posted February 18, 2012 A Hackney taxi driver can have a wee on his/her offside rear wheel in the street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC Posted February 18, 2012 Author Share Posted February 18, 2012 In England it is illegal to eat mince pies on the 25th of December Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techno Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 It is legal to kill a welshman with a longbow inside the walls of york. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffmasterII Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 In the UK its illegal to go over 70mph on a motorway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbanmark Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 If you ride with an open face helmet during the month of August with your mouth open for 25 miles along a country road, you consume the same amount of calories as eating a chicken korma and a pershwari naan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 A Hackney taxi driver can have a wee on his/her offside rear wheel in the street He is also supposed to carry a bucket and shovel too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XmisterIS Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 I may legally walk naked down any High St. in Hampshire, while simultaneously masturbating, farting and screaming. That law only applies to me though. No one else. Only me. I am special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gin Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 I may legally walk naked down any High St. in Hampshire, while simultaneously masturbating, farting and screaming. That law only applies to me though. No one else. Only me. I am special. This one has been known for a while! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin the Bear Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Apples float in water, but pears sink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryme Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 if you shake it more than 3 times its classed as playing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin the Bear Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 But you can wash it as fast as you like http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z28/Colin_the_bear/bath2.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest philgale Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 i think the only vehicle legally allowed to go through a red light is a royal mail van, something to do with obstructing the queens mail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadtorque Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Blueberry jelly babies were especially created for Ronald Regan Well there you go,,,,, eating blueberry jelly babies will blow your mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadtorque Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 I may legally walk naked down any High St. in Hampshire, while simultaneously masturbating, farting and screaming. That law only applies to me though. No one else. Only me. I am special. Long live the village idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazW Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 A Hackney taxi driver can have a wee on his/her offside rear wheel in the street The reason for this is in the olden days a wheel was wood with a steel band round the rim, when going down a long hill with the brake applied the friction generated caused the metal band to heat up to the point of it expanding and was more likely to come off the wooden wheel, therefor upon reaching the bottom of the hill they could p155 on the wheel to cool the metal..In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XmisterIS Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 A Hackney taxi driver can have a wee on his/her offside rear wheel in the street The reason for this is in the olden days a wheel was wood with a steel band round the rim, when going down a long hill with the brake applied the friction generated caused the metal band to heat up to the point of it expanding and was more likely to come off the wooden wheel, therefor upon reaching the bottom of the hill they could p155 on the wheel to cool the metal..In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon Why did they not just fit the steel band when it was at a higher temperature than could be created by friction? Then it would simply contract on the wheel and never come off. Simples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadtorque Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 A pregnant woman may relieve herself wherever she wishes,,, so it might not be rain that's running down your neck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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