essbeebee Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 I was enjoying my day off riding through the back lanes of Suffolk today. However, I had to pass a dozen cyclists who were out too. I waited until there was a straight bit of road, but the twonks at the front were too busy racing each other (presumably because they saw the straight, but not the motorbike behind them) so I had to slow down as they occupied the whole lane. Then as we neared a corner they all jeered at me because there was an oncoming car! An utter bunch of tossers the lot of them I expect I'll on YouTube as an inconsiderate motorbiker once they've edit out their blocking manoeuvres beforehand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 A pack of cyclists... Being arses?Surely not... They arent accountable for anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadtorque Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Peleton,,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gin Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 I try and be as nice about cyclists as I can.. I know they're doing their bit for the environment, Getting fit.. etc etc.. However as with with any group, one or two can be knobish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XmisterIS Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 As a cyclist myself, all I can say is that there is a peleton that frequently goes round where I live, all in matching kit (ain't that cute?) and they are cocks.If you are on a bicycle, they feel themselves far superior to you. I ride a road bike (just not in lycra) and I tend to nod and say "hi" to other cyclists going the other way. Most people return the greeting, the peleton riders always blank me (probably because I'm not dressed like a homoerotic gimp).Last summer, there was a woman on a bicycle turning right into a side road - the peleton ar*eholes just swarmed round her, nearly causing her to fall off, just because she was in their way. I hate them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uk190 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 i suspect that they may have one of these fitted.. it would explain why they are too busy to say hello. http://huff863.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/sexmachinedildo_bike.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uk190 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 although..... im not sure that there is any room for a dildo as well as theyre own head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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