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I occasionally watch Hairy Bikers, or the Great British Wankoff with Mary Berry.


Yesterday I had some apple cake made to Mary Berry's recipe.


I can honestly say, f**k me, it is the best f**king apple cake I have ever had (and that is coming from someone who is a mother f**king connoisseur of f**king apple cake). I swear I would eat the whole f**king thing and still be poking in the last few crumbs with a trembling finger when I was on the verge of projectile vomiting and shitting myself. f**k me. God damn it! Mother f**king straight up.


The recipe is here: http://www.maryberry.co.uk/recipes/baki ... ssert-cake

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Mary Berry is a legend!


The Bakeoff is fantastic (can't stand most TV TBH). It's a rollercoaster of emotions - soggy bottoms, trembling hands, crumbling tarts and considerably bigger buns. Hilarious

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Mary Berry is a legend!


The Bakeoff is fantastic (can't stand most TV TBH). It's a rollercoaster of emotions - soggy bottoms, trembling hands, crumbling tarts and considerably bigger buns. Hilarious

 

and thats just the women...the cakes are amazing....lmao

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Oh my christ I almost cried!! Hahahaha!

But my god she's a miserable bint isn't she?! Years of cake diet must be full of sugar highs and epic crashing lows tho I suppose :mrgreen: . Or maybe she's seen too many people do what you describe...must get quite wearing after the 1000th time?!

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