XmisterIS Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 I occasionally watch Hairy Bikers, or the Great British Wankoff with Mary Berry.Yesterday I had some apple cake made to Mary Berry's recipe.I can honestly say, f**k me, it is the best f**king apple cake I have ever had (and that is coming from someone who is a mother f**king connoisseur of f**king apple cake). I swear I would eat the whole f**king thing and still be poking in the last few crumbs with a trembling finger when I was on the verge of projectile vomiting and shitting myself. f**k me. God damn it! Mother f**king straight up.The recipe is here: http://www.maryberry.co.uk/recipes/baki ... ssert-cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Fro Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 You been on the pop this morning matey? Good cake review though (said with tears pouring down my face and colleagues rushing to assist me mid fit). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonniebird Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Mary Berry is a legend!The Bakeoff is fantastic (can't stand most TV TBH). It's a rollercoaster of emotions - soggy bottoms, trembling hands, crumbling tarts and considerably bigger buns. Hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acting_strange Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Mary Berry is a legend!The Bakeoff is fantastic (can't stand most TV TBH). It's a rollercoaster of emotions - soggy bottoms, trembling hands, crumbling tarts and considerably bigger buns. Hilarious and thats just the women...the cakes are amazing....lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uk190 Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 i thoought this thread was called Mr Barry. goes to show what shortcuts the mind takes when reading.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BikerMooFromMars Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Oh my christ I almost cried!! Hahahaha!But my god she's a miserable bint isn't she?! Years of cake diet must be full of sugar highs and epic crashing lows tho I suppose . Or maybe she's seen too many people do what you describe...must get quite wearing after the 1000th time?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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