MarkW Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I regret to inform you all that I have reached the stage where I must invest in a Remington Nose and Ear Hair Trimmer.That is all. Goodnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I regret to inform you all that I have reached the stage where I must invest in a Remington Nose and Ear Hair Trimmer.That is all. Goodnight. You trying to make another gross thread?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Fro Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Rip 'em out with pliers you big girl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmwdave Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I wish! I've worn 2 out alread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XmisterIS Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 That's nothing! I've been using something like that for a few years now, only I have to use it on my eyebrows too, plus I cut my hair short all over because I'm going bald and what is left is beginning to turn grey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al_stu Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 The first time I had a haircut and they did my nose and ears at the same time, a little bit of me died inside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 before you spend money.. wave a bit of corned beef in front of theses orifices, just to be sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I thought this was going to be what we all fear but I guess not which is a relief!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeman Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I'm a bit sadistic. I like to pull nose hairs out in big bunches with my partners eyebrow tweezers.If you pull enough out the airflow increases noticeably!Kind of like gas-flowing my nose... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggie Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 guess its just me who uses a lighter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith565 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 join the club mate,lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Meanwhile... Aged 24 and still not capable of growing more than 1mm of stubble a week and very little body hair to speak of All those jokes in my upper teens of being a baby face... I now argue I have a genetic advantage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
numptyspence Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 guess its just me who uses a lighter Definitely the best way then on the bike quick to let the fresh air blow away the smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkW Posted October 17, 2014 Author Share Posted October 17, 2014 I vaguely recall Billy Connolly saying something along the lines of "I assume my body knows what it's doing, but what does it think is going to happen to it that will require long ear hair to deal with?"And as for the eyebrows... there's a definite Denis Healey vibe going on there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fq-craigus Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I'm a bit sadistic. I like to pull nose hairs out in big bunches with my partners eyebrow tweezers.If you pull enough out the airflow increases noticeably!Kind of like gas-flowing my nose...Good idea if you need air flow but what about all the airborn nasties that can then get through ewww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Next stop, grey pubes..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkW Posted October 17, 2014 Author Share Posted October 17, 2014 Next stop, grey pubes..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hadster Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 funniest thread for a while, as soon as i read it i understood where you were coming from, then the haircut where they do the ears had me grinning, when grey pubes was mentioned my jaw hit the floor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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