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MarkW
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I regret to inform you all that I have reached the stage where I must invest in a Remington Nose and Ear Hair Trimmer.


That is all. Goodnight. :cry:

You trying to make another gross thread?! ;)

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I'm a bit sadistic. I like to pull nose hairs out in big bunches with my partners eyebrow tweezers.

If you pull enough out the airflow increases noticeably!

Kind of like gas-flowing my nose...

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Meanwhile...


Aged 24 and still not capable of growing more than 1mm of stubble a week and very little body hair to speak of :oops:


All those jokes in my upper teens of being a baby face... I now argue I have a genetic advantage :lol:

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I vaguely recall Billy Connolly saying something along the lines of "I assume my body knows what it's doing, but what does it think is going to happen to it that will require long ear hair to deal with?"


And as for the eyebrows... there's a definite Denis Healey vibe going on there...


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I'm a bit sadistic. I like to pull nose hairs out in big bunches with my partners eyebrow tweezers.

If you pull enough out the airflow increases noticeably!

Kind of like gas-flowing my nose...

Good idea if you need air flow but what about all the airborn nasties that can then get through ewww

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