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I received a letter today informing me that my pension matures in August which came as a surprise to me as I thought it matured when I reached the age of 60? It puzzled me why they would send me this considering I was 57 years old? Doubting my sanity I did a calculation from my birthday back in 1955 and it transpires I am 60 this year! :shock: Where has the last two years gone!? I was convinced I was 57! I guess it must be the onset of Dementia then. :oops: I still can't afford to retire and think I will be working my way into my box at this rate. :roll: Have to admit I did think I felt old with all of the aches and pains of the days work. :lol:

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You do realise that you've posted this on a dating website dont you?

 

Cheered me right up at this time the morning lol


Maybe its that youve been so busy with life and so un-self involved it necer occured to you to count, Vulcans probably don't after 300.

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Or did you inadvertently discover time travel or step into a parallel universe where you are 2 years older?


The plot thickens...


Maaaaaybe have a chat with the doctors. If you're totally serious always worth making sure there's no sign of early onset alzheimers.

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The answer is simple. You travel so fast on your bike, that for you time slows down. Over the years you have only aged 57 years but the world we all live in has aged 60 years.


You are living proof of relativity. :cheers:

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The answer is simple. You travel so fast on your bike, that for you time slows down. Over the years you have only aged 57 years but the world we all live in has aged 60 years.


You are living proof of relativity. :cheers:

Now that explanation I do like, think I'll use that excuse. :lol:

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