Slowlycatchymonkey Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 I called biscuit retainers because they stop biscuits moving around. Pah there’s no plastic in the world that can retain a biscuit from me. They're not to stop you getting to them but to stop them sliding about. The biscuit chastity belt is to stop you getting to them Quick bust open the biscuit retaining straps this threads in dire need of a cup of tea and a digestive before the chastity belts friend the scolds bridle is deployed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goat Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Pah there’s no plastic in the world that can retain a biscuit from me. They're not to stop you getting to them but to stop them sliding about. The biscuit chastity belt is to stop you getting to them Quick bust open the biscuit retaining straps this threads in dire need of a cup of tea and a digestive before the chastity belts friend the scolds bridle is deployed. EEFF7283-80CA-442B-9CD9-D9B62EA46075.jpeg aaahhhhh the biscuit inquisition are moving in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastbob Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 I wasn't expecting that but then again nobody expects the ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SometimesSansEngine Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Any time you are trying to make yourself look or feel good at the expense of someone else you look a wally.this includes correcting people or otherwise belittleing. I think anyway. You missed a space after a full stop and then didn't capitalise the T. Belittling was also incorrectly spelt. I of course had to use spelt just then, because generally speaking the use of "spelled" as the past tense of the word spell is seen more as American English, and I would hate raeswell to pull me up on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggie Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 [mention]SometimesSansEngine[/mention] Alas you have missed a full stop on your last sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raesewell Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Would that be an English full stop or an American one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SometimesSansEngine Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 @SometimesSansEngine Alas you have missed a full stop on your last sentence. This is what happens when you try to play with fire, sometimes you get your fingers burnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goat Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Would that be an English full stop or an American one An American one would be termed a period so it is implied it is a British one with the use of the term 'full stop'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raesewell Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 My efforts have not been in vain then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastbob Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 My efforts have not been in vain then Yes they have , I'm going to continue to use the name Zip Ties. You really need to find something to do . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mississippi Bullfrog Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Somewhere back there someone called someone else a nob. Should that not have a "k"?Genuinely, I don't know if people mean nob or knob. I'm still getting over watching Bedknobs and Broomsticks where the little lad asks the immortal question, "What's that got to do with my knob?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raesewell Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 You can call anything, anything you like, it bothers me not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonraker Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 I wasn't expecting that but then again nobody expects the ..... According to QI, the inquisition (Spanish at least) gave something like 32 days notice.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastbob Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 I wasn't expecting that but then again nobody expects the ..... According to QI, the inquisition (Spanish at least) gave something like 32 days notice.... We'll I wasn't expecting that either ! You sorted your nipples out yet ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRH Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 ButA cable tie (also known as a wire tie, hose tie, steggel tie, zap strap or zip tie, and by the brand names Ty-Rap and Panduit strap) is a type of fastener, for holding items together, primarily electrical cables or wires. Because of their low cost and ease of use, cable ties are ubiquitous, finding use in a wide range of other applications. Stainless steel versions, either naked or coated with a rugged plastic, cater for exterior applications and hazardous environments.Cable ties were first invented by Thomas & Betts, an electrical company, in 1958 under the brand name Ty-Rap. Initially they were designed for airplane wire harnesses. The original design used a metal tooth, and these can still be obtained. Manufacturers later changed to the nylon/plastic design. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 They're not to stop you getting to them but to stop them sliding about. The biscuit chastity belt is to stop you getting to them Quick bust open the biscuit retaining straps this threads in dire need of a cup of tea and a digestive before the chastity belts friend the scolds bridle is deployed. EEFF7283-80CA-442B-9CD9-D9B62EA46075.jpeg aaahhhhh the biscuit inquisition are moving in. Wonder what biscuits they ate, I bet they were dry an ‘orrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goat Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Quick bust open the biscuit retaining straps this threads in dire need of a cup of tea and a digestive before the chastity belts friend the scolds bridle is deployed. EEFF7283-80CA-442B-9CD9-D9B62EA46075.jpeg aaahhhhh the biscuit inquisition are moving in. Wonder what biscuits they ate, I bet they were dry an ‘orrible.Ryvitas (not really a biscuit but ya know) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 aaahhhhh the biscuit inquisition are moving in. Wonder what biscuits they ate, I bet they were dry an ‘orrible.Ryvitas (not really a biscuit but ya know) Yeah stale seabiscuits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 My efforts have not been in vain then Yes they have , I'm going to continue to use the name Zip Ties. You really need to find something to do . you will be calling them bag ties next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastbob Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 My efforts have not been in vain then Yes they have , I'm going to continue to use the name Zip Ties. You really need to find something to do . you will be calling them bag ties next I would tie my bags with Twizzle Sticks . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickly Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Yes they have , I'm going to continue to use the name Zip Ties. You really need to find something to do . you will be calling them bag ties next I would tie my bags with Twizzle Sticks . When I was a lot younger and a lot less wiser a Twizzle stick was slang for a Bong pipe (allegedly), dunno how you’d tie a bag with one, smoke a bag yes, but tie a bag up?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 [mention]fastbob[/mention] Now your taking us into the delightful territory of Steve Unwin, you may have a world of untapped language to let us in on!https://youtu.be/8T-AYKo_ygk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Quick bust open the biscuit retaining straps this threads in dire need of a cup of tea and a digestive before the chastity belts friend the scolds bridle is deployed. EEFF7283-80CA-442B-9CD9-D9B62EA46075.jpeg aaahhhhh the biscuit inquisition are moving in. Wonder what biscuits they ate, I bet they were dry an ‘orrible. probably hard tac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 aaahhhhh the biscuit inquisition are moving in. Wonder what biscuits they ate, I bet they were dry an ‘orrible. probably hard tac I think that’s another word for seabiscuit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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