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<t>WHAT SHOULD THEY DO.... ?</t>  

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  1. 1. WHAT SHOULD THEY DO.... ?

    • bin the inline 4 and start doing Triples again - ie benefits of inline 4 AND the twins ...
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    • No .. that won't work ... bin the inline 4 and just go copy the large cc Twins ...
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    • Pinch some "proper" riders from someone else's team
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    • Get Rosco drunk and take some piccies of him in a compromising position, then "persuade" him to join Team Green
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    • Put Sugar in everyone else's petrol tanks
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    • Dump the traditional throttle design and go for a "one way" mechanism, allied to a new "no brakes" design ...
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The Green Gods don't seem to be doing velly well in BSB, WSB or MotoGP ...


Even with the atomic powered ZX-10 engines :scratch:


So ...


What is to be done .........


I've been thunking about this and have come up with some new ideas ...


Now, all I need is the Team Green phone number, a £500,000 p.a. contract, and I can blagg myself the job of "Chief Brolly Dolly Interviewer"

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I think the problem is that power isn't everything, I know the MCN review of the ZX10 this year was pretty good but I don't think when these BSB, WSB guys are giving it full whack that it handles as good as the Honda, Yamaha, Suzuki, Ducati


Having said that Kawasaki seem to be getting fed up of being second best all the time, they are starting (only starting so give it a few years) to throw some serious money at MotoGP, that will start to filter down.


2010 maybe they will be up there. :?


Unless you can get some dodgy photos of Rossi, Corser or Edwards then your bike will be sorted in 6 months.

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:lol: I've voted for sugar in everyone else's tanks, really it's about money though, same as everything else :lol:

On that score then why dont kawasaki have a ig main sponor?


I thought it was cos of the size of the company?


And to be fair if taking finances if ducati can do it kawasaki shouldn't have a problem!

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Too stiff in race trim and no feel from the front is what I heard....


the MotoGP bike has plenty of power but no feel....


ZX10 seems to just eat its tyres....


The ZX7RRRRRRR had a great front end which was planted and stable and won many WSB races.... Why did they change from a proven race winner to an RSJ.... Doesn't make sense... :?


The new fireblade always seems to be critisized for being too soft and un-inspiring but it has been a great race bike (LAST year)....


It seems bike journo's rave about the ZX10 being exciting and raw but it doesn't work....


And as for the ZX6 that walkers on..... Box of matches.....


Kwackerbacky!!!!!.... Stop trying to polish a turd and start again..... But for all thats Ninja look at what others have done and look back to what you have made that was great (ZX7RRRRRRRRRRRR) and get it right.... :wink:

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Exactly I expect some of the problem is that alot of these road testers aren't going flat out. So at lower speeds it probably feel great but when you take it to the racing limit. just not quite so good.

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I think that the true answer lies in recruiting the right personnel to manage their R&D team ...


It needs to be someone European ...


Someone with a long history Kwakkerism .........


Someone with an eye for detail ..........


Someone brave enough to try new idea ..........


Someone that could put up with travelling to Japan 1st Class every so often ..


And that could cope with having Japanese girlie assistants ...


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Urrrrrrrrr............... nevermind :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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It seems to me that you could compare all the latest sports bikes to animals...


The Suzi 1000 is a lurcher

The R1 is a Greyhound

The fireblade is a race horse


and


The ZX10 is a platypus with a sidewinder up its chuff... :D

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I have a sneaky feeling that if casey stoner got a shot of the ninja in moto gp coupled with some developing of it via stoner, he could get on with the bike and have it on podiums

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I have a sneaky feeling that if casey stoner got a shot of the ninja in moto gp coupled with some developing of it via stoner, he could get on with the bike and have it on podiums

 

Nahhhh


I can't see it ...


It's a pig ...


I don't think Rosco could so much with it.... and he's half-Yorkshire :wink:

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I'd like Aprilia to put a bike back in with the big boy's, and get Rossi on board

:)

Kawasaki are an even lesser team than yamaha at the moment :)

If rossi was on the Ducati no one would touch him IMO :)

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