Susieque Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 On the back of Harrison's terrible effort, what's the most corniest, cheesiest joke you know?????Here's my starter......I start a new job in Seoul next week....I thought it was a good Korea move!! 1 Quote
Susieque Posted May 21, 2011 Author Posted May 21, 2011 oh God, I just KNEW you'd be in here like a shot!!!!!! Quote
cyberwolf Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 iv been good i dont post many now but things could charge Quote
Guest Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Make the small things count.Teach a midget maths. Quote
Guest Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 What shakes at the bottom of the sea? A nervous wreck Quote
bigsisterbiker Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 my favourite joke...what do you call a spider with no legs?a raisin Quote
bumble Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 what do you call a dear with no eyes?.... no ideawhat do you call a dear with no legs or eyes?.... still no ideawhat do you call a dear with no eyes no legs and no ears?.... dont matter it cant hear you! Quote
dwb Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" Quote
Colin the Bear Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?A doyouthinkhesarus Quote
techno Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 Well I for one will not beheading to tenerife on my holidaysJust released tenerife murder victims name Edna Moore!Sorry it was tragic! Quote
Throttled Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 I still laugh at this one, even if it is terribleA horse walks into a bar, the barman says 'why the long face?' 1 Quote
Paul Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 Horse walks into a bar and the barman asks "Why the long face?""I just been kicked off a train....." Quote
Big Stu Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 Did you hear about the magic tractor?It went down the road and turned into a field! Quote
mojobanana Posted May 23, 2011 Posted May 23, 2011 Why do elephants paint the bottom of their feet yellow? So they can hide upside down in bowls of custard. Quote
Grumpy Old Git Posted May 23, 2011 Posted May 23, 2011 A man walked into a bar...."Ouch"It was an iron bar! Quote
Decor58 Posted May 23, 2011 Posted May 23, 2011 Two blonds walk into a bar...You'd have thought one of them would have seen it! Quote
OhJay Posted May 23, 2011 Posted May 23, 2011 George, my racing snail, has been really struggling of late so I took his shell off to try and reduce weight and make him more streamlined. It's not worked...If anything, it's made him more sluggish. Quote
sparkeh9 Posted May 23, 2011 Posted May 23, 2011 George, my racing snail, has been really struggling of late so I took his shell off to try and reduce weight and make him more streamlined. It's not worked...If anything, it's made him more sluggish. I knew what was coming, but it still made me laugh Quote
GarethNW Posted May 23, 2011 Posted May 23, 2011 This guy is at the supermarket and after buying a few things he beginsto queue up in this really long line for the checkout. After about 15mins in the line he reached the checkout girl, and just at that momenthe remembers that he needs some condoms. Not wanting to line up againhe said to the girl, "I meant to buy some condoms but forgot," towhich she replies, "Do you know what size you are?" "No." The girlthen said, "OK drop your pants and I'll tell you what size you are."The guy then, not being the shy type, drops his trousers and the girlhas a feel with her hand and then says in the microphone, "1 packet oflarge condoms to aisle 3 please." He pulls up his trousers, thecondoms are brought to him, he pays his bill, and goes on his way.Another male customer sees this and thinks he'd like to have this nicegirl fondling his manhood and so says the same thing to the girl and asimilar course of events takes place, only this time after having afeel she says, "One packet of medium sized condoms to aisle 3 please."The condoms are then brought to him, he pays the bill, and goes on hisway.Also watching this course of events was a rather excitable 15 year oldboy who then decides to queue up and try the same routine. Uponreaching the checkout girl he says, "I'd like to buy some condomsplease, but I forgot," and the girl replies, "Do you know what sizeyou are?" He answers "Nope," and she asks him to drop his trousers andshe has a feel, after which she says into the microphone, "Mop andbucket to aisle 3 please!" Quote
fullscreenaging Posted May 23, 2011 Posted May 23, 2011 How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it. 1 Quote
jabcrosshook Posted May 23, 2011 Posted May 23, 2011 I just whip my pants off, that's usually gets a laugh. Quote
cyberwolf Posted May 23, 2011 Posted May 23, 2011 what can a jelly baby do that a man cant do ........................................................come in 5 diff flavours Quote
salsarider79 Posted May 23, 2011 Posted May 23, 2011 A sandwich walks into a bar."Sorry" Says the barman "We don't serve food in here."Sorry, I'll get my coat... Quote
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