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1. know anything about a car except its colour

2. understand a film plot

3. go 24 hours without sending a text message

4. lift

5. throw

6. run

7. park

8. fart

9. read a map

10. rob a bank

11. resist Ikea

12. sit still

13. tell a joke

14. play pool

15. pay for dinner

16. eat a kebab whilst walking

17. pee out of a train window

18. argue without shouting

19. get told off without crying

20. understand fruit machines

21. walk past a shoe shop

22. make a decent bacon sandwich

23. not comment on a strangers clothes

24. use small amounts of toilet paper

25. let you sleep with a hangover

26. drink a pint gracefully

27. get a round in

28. throw a punch

29. do magic

30. like your friends

31. enjoy porn

32. eat a really hot curry

33. get to the point

34. buy plain envelopes

35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"

37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates

38. avoid credit card debt

39. dive into a pool

40. assemble furniture

41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb

42. set a video recorder

43. not try and change you

44. watch a war film

45. understand why flirting results in violence

46. spend a day by themselves

47. go to the toilet by themselves

48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket

49. choose a video quickly

50. get this far without having argued with at least 70% of the above


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1. know anything about a car except its colour - FALSE

2. understand a film plot - MAYBE

3. go 24 hours without sending a text message - TRUE

4. lift - FALSE

5. throw - TRUE

6. run - FALSE

7. park - FALSE

8. fart - NO COMMENT!

9. read a map - FALSE

10. rob a bank - ????

11. resist Ikea - TRUE

12. sit still - TRUE

13. tell a joke - MAYBE

14. play pool - TRUE

15. pay for dinner - FALSE

16. eat a kebab whilst walking - DON'T LIKE KEBAB! BURGER, YES!

17. pee out of a train window - PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!

18. argue without shouting - FALSE

19. get told off without crying - TRUE

20. understand fruit machines - TRUE

21. walk past a shoe shop - TRUE (ESPECIALLY IF IT SELLS BOOTS! :oops: )

22. make a decent bacon sandwich - MAYBE

23. not comment on a strangers clothes - TRUE

24. use small amounts of toilet paper - NO COMMENT!

25. let you sleep with a hangover - FALSE

26. drink a pint gracefully - FALSE!!

27. get a round in - FALSE

28. throw a punch - FALSE!!!!

29. do magic - TRUE

30. like your friends - FALSE

31. enjoy porn - NO COMMENT!

32. eat a really hot curry - HATE CURRY!

33. get to the point - DUNNO, MAYBE, WELL PERHAPS....

34. buy plain envelopes - FALSE

35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet - FALSE

36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold" - FALSE (ITS AN AGE THING!)

37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates - FALSE

38. avoid credit card debt - FALSE

39. dive into a pool - TRUE

40. assemble furniture - FALSE

41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb - NO COMMENT!

42. set a video recorder - FALSE

43. not try and change you - FALSE

44. watch a war film - FALSE (LIKE WAR FILMS!)

45. understand why flirting results in violence - ????

46. spend a day by themselves - FALSE

47. go to the toilet by themselves - FALSE

48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket - TRUE

49. choose a video quickly - TRUE

50. get this far without having argued with at least 70% of the above - AND YOUR POINT IS?????


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Guest philgale
take it 51 = not be able to contain embarresment of revealing certain items of a personal nature therefore resorting to no comment



pps susi 17 ..... you never heard of http://www.shewee.com

 

Yep - 51 - TRUE!!


Re 17 - maybe should be pee unaided out of a train window!! :lol:

 

use a similar technique to when you spray water out of a hose pipe, stick your finger over the end to build the pressure and away you go.....


these women never think a plan all the way through :roll:

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Not sure I wanna go sticking my finger over the end of anything Philip!!!! :shock: :lol:


I'll cross my legs or wriggle ta!! :lol:

 

would crossing your legs build the required pressure to pi55 out of a window...... pretty sure wriggling like your gonna throw it out the window wont work....


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1. know anything about a car except its colour Dont have a car so dont need to but i know about bike's

2. understand a film plot Never in to watch em

3. go 24 hours without sending a text message Yes i can, I usually don't have enought credit

4. lift Used to be a body builder

5. throw Play's baseball

6. run Used to be able to

7. park Dont need to, Only ride a motorbike

8. fart You obviously never seen a women eat a curry

9. read a map I can go one better...SAT NAV

10. rob a bank Uhh...ok u got me

11. resist Ikea I hate shoping

12. sit still No...Not realy but only because i cant move if i do

13. tell a joke I try my best

14. play pool Yes i can

15. pay for dinner I alwy's do

16. eat a kebab whilst walking I know what there made out of...YUK

17. pee out of a train window Never been on a train

18. argue without shouting I walk away

19. get told off without crying Sometime's

20. understand fruit machines OHH YES I CAN!!

21. walk past a shoe shop Unless it's selling motorcycle boot's then yes i can

22. make a decent bacon sandwich Hate bacon

23. not comment on a strangers clothes I have no stranger's, I know all :twisted:

24. use small amounts of toilet paper No comment

25. let you sleep with a hangover Yes cos im suffering too

26. drink a pint gracefully Don't drink pint's only spirits when out

27. get a round in Alway's get first round

28. throw a punch Used to box

29. do magic Sorry

30. like your friends I don't know your freind's

31. enjoy porn :oops:

32. eat a really hot curry YUP

33. get to the point sometimes takes a while

34. buy plain envelopes NO THEY HAV TO BE PINK!!

35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet Dont take me that long

36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold" im always cold

37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates dont take a phone when shopping

38. avoid credit card debt I don't have any

39. dive into a pool i can

40. assemble furniture never had to thats what men are for!!

41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb No comment

42. set a video recorder never done it

43. not try and change you We are what we are take it or leave it...thats what i say

44. watch a war film arghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

45. understand why flirting results in violence

46. spend a day by themselves Alway's do everyday on the bike

47. go to the toilet by themselves IM A BIG GIRL NOW

48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket BUY A JACKET WITH BIGGER POCKETS

49. choose a video quickly never watch telly

50. get this far without having argued with at least 70% of the above TOO RIGHT!


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There ya go :lol: :lol:


Ragger's xxx

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1. know anything about a car except its colour - FALSE

2. understand a film plot - MAYBE

3. go 24 hours without sending a text message - TRUE

4. lift - FALSE

5. throw - TRUE

6. run - FALSE

7. park - FALSE

8. fart - NO COMMENT!

9. read a map - FALSE

10. rob a bank - ????

11. resist Ikea - TRUE

12. sit still - TRUE

13. tell a joke - MAYBE

14. play pool - TRUE

15. pay for dinner - FALSE

16. eat a kebab whilst walking - DON'T LIKE KEBAB! BURGER, YES!

17. pee out of a train window - PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!

18. argue without shouting - FALSE

19. get told off without crying - TRUE

20. understand fruit machines - TRUE

21. walk past a shoe shop - TRUE (ESPECIALLY IF IT SELLS BOOTS! :oops: )

22. make a decent bacon sandwich - MAYBE

23. not comment on a strangers clothes - TRUE

24. use small amounts of toilet paper - NO COMMENT!

25. let you sleep with a hangover - FALSE

26. drink a pint gracefully - FALSE!!

27. get a round in - FALSE

28. throw a punch - FALSE!!!!

29. do magic - TRUE

30. like your friends - FALSE

31. enjoy porn - NO COMMENT!

32. eat a really hot curry - HATE CURRY!

33. get to the point - DUNNO, MAYBE, WELL PERHAPS....

34. buy plain envelopes - FALSE

35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet - FALSE

36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold" - FALSE (ITS AN AGE THING!)

37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates - FALSE

38. avoid credit card debt - FALSE

39. dive into a pool - TRUE

40. assemble furniture - FALSE

41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb - NO COMMENT!

42. set a video recorder - FALSE

43. not try and change you - FALSE

44. watch a war film - FALSE (LIKE WAR FILMS!)

45. understand why flirting results in violence - ????

46. spend a day by themselves - FALSE

47. go to the toilet by themselves - FALSE

48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket - TRUE

49. choose a video quickly - TRUE

50. get this far without having argued with at least 70% of the above - AND YOUR POINT IS?????


:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Only a woman would have spent the time to go through each one of these and answer them!

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10. rob a bank cant say i have tried

11. resist Ikea oh yes i can

17. pee out of a train window is this the same as peeing out a van window??? :oops:

20. understand fruit machines never wanted to, would rather spend money on beer

24. use small amounts of toilet paper i want my tush dry thankyou :D

29. do magic i can make a man limp very fast does that count??? :up:

32. eat a really hot curry hate it hate it hate it

42. set a video recorder intelegent women by sky plus :up:

50. get this far without having argued with at least 70% of the above yeh i couldnt do that


the rest i can quite happily do thankyou very much :up:

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