Paul Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 1. know anything about a car except its colour2. understand a film plot3. go 24 hours without sending a text message4. lift5. throw6. run7. park8. fart9. read a map10. rob a bank11. resist Ikea12. sit still13. tell a joke14. play pool15. pay for dinner16. eat a kebab whilst walking17. pee out of a train window18. argue without shouting19. get told off without crying20. understand fruit machines21. walk past a shoe shop22. make a decent bacon sandwich23. not comment on a strangers clothes24. use small amounts of toilet paper25. let you sleep with a hangover26. drink a pint gracefully27. get a round in28. throw a punch29. do magic30. like your friends31. enjoy porn32. eat a really hot curry33. get to the point34. buy plain envelopes35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates38. avoid credit card debt39. dive into a pool40. assemble furniture41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb42. set a video recorder43. not try and change you44. watch a war film45. understand why flirting results in violence46. spend a day by themselves47. go to the toilet by themselves48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket49. choose a video quickly50. get this far without having argued with at least 70% of the above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kate1 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 WRONG x50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blakeatron Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Write their name in the snow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Jesus Paul ...Your only doing this to try and find that special one are you not ..The ones that go I can do xyz abc hyk etc ..PAUL IS ON THE PULL ITS OFFICIAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest philgale Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 what only 50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susieque Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 1. know anything about a car except its colour - FALSE2. understand a film plot - MAYBE3. go 24 hours without sending a text message - TRUE4. lift - FALSE5. throw - TRUE6. run - FALSE7. park - FALSE8. fart - NO COMMENT!9. read a map - FALSE10. rob a bank - ????11. resist Ikea - TRUE12. sit still - TRUE13. tell a joke - MAYBE14. play pool - TRUE15. pay for dinner - FALSE16. eat a kebab whilst walking - DON'T LIKE KEBAB! BURGER, YES!17. pee out of a train window - PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!18. argue without shouting - FALSE19. get told off without crying - TRUE20. understand fruit machines - TRUE21. walk past a shoe shop - TRUE (ESPECIALLY IF IT SELLS BOOTS! )22. make a decent bacon sandwich - MAYBE23. not comment on a strangers clothes - TRUE24. use small amounts of toilet paper - NO COMMENT!25. let you sleep with a hangover - FALSE26. drink a pint gracefully - FALSE!!27. get a round in - FALSE28. throw a punch - FALSE!!!!29. do magic - TRUE30. like your friends - FALSE31. enjoy porn - NO COMMENT! 32. eat a really hot curry - HATE CURRY!33. get to the point - DUNNO, MAYBE, WELL PERHAPS....34. buy plain envelopes - FALSE35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet - FALSE36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold" - FALSE (ITS AN AGE THING!)37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates - FALSE38. avoid credit card debt - FALSE39. dive into a pool - TRUE40. assemble furniture - FALSE41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb - NO COMMENT!42. set a video recorder - FALSE43. not try and change you - FALSE44. watch a war film - FALSE (LIKE WAR FILMS!)45. understand why flirting results in violence - ????46. spend a day by themselves - FALSE47. go to the toilet by themselves - FALSE48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket - TRUE49. choose a video quickly - TRUE50. get this far without having argued with at least 70% of the above - AND YOUR POINT IS????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 take it 51 = not be able to contain embarresment of revealing certain items of a personal nature therefore resorting to no comment pps susi 17 ..... you never heard of http://www.shewee.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 31. enjoy porn Oh I know a few who enjoy porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susieque Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 take it 51 = not be able to contain embarresment of revealing certain items of a personal nature therefore resorting to no comment pps susi 17 ..... you never heard of http://www.shewee.com Yep - 51 - TRUE!! Re 17 - maybe should be pee unaided out of a train window!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gin Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 (edited) Go Susie!!Hehe was going to do something similar (fill them all out with T or F) but far to lazy.. Edited January 13, 2009 by Gin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susieque Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 You tell i'm bored by any chance?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest philgale Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 take it 51 = not be able to contain embarresment of revealing certain items of a personal nature therefore resorting to no comment pps susi 17 ..... you never heard of http://www.shewee.com Yep - 51 - TRUE!! Re 17 - maybe should be pee unaided out of a train window!! use a similar technique to when you spray water out of a hose pipe, stick your finger over the end to build the pressure and away you go.....these women never think a plan all the way through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted January 13, 2009 Author Share Posted January 13, 2009 You tell i'm bored by any chance?? Join in here, the most boring thread of the week. viewtopic.php?f=2&t=18108 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susieque Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Not sure I wanna go sticking my finger over the end of anything Philip!!!! I'll cross my legs or wriggle ta!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest philgale Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Not sure I wanna go sticking my finger over the end of anything Philip!!!! I'll cross my legs or wriggle ta!! would crossing your legs build the required pressure to pi55 out of a window...... pretty sure wriggling like your gonna throw it out the window wont work.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susieque Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Reckon blokes only pi55 out of the window because they can, not because they need to!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest philgale Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Reckon blokes only pi55 out of the window because they can, not because they need to!!!! looking at bit green there sue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragdoll Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 1. know anything about a car except its colour Dont have a car so dont need to but i know about bike's2. understand a film plot Never in to watch em3. go 24 hours without sending a text message Yes i can, I usually don't have enought credit4. lift Used to be a body builder5. throw Play's baseball6. run Used to be able to7. park Dont need to, Only ride a motorbike8. fart You obviously never seen a women eat a curry9. read a map I can go one better...SAT NAV10. rob a bank Uhh...ok u got me11. resist Ikea I hate shoping12. sit still No...Not realy but only because i cant move if i do13. tell a joke I try my best14. play pool Yes i can15. pay for dinner I alwy's do16. eat a kebab whilst walking I know what there made out of...YUK17. pee out of a train window Never been on a train18. argue without shouting I walk away19. get told off without crying Sometime's20. understand fruit machines OHH YES I CAN!!21. walk past a shoe shop Unless it's selling motorcycle boot's then yes i can22. make a decent bacon sandwich Hate bacon23. not comment on a strangers clothes I have no stranger's, I know all 24. use small amounts of toilet paper No comment25. let you sleep with a hangover Yes cos im suffering too26. drink a pint gracefully Don't drink pint's only spirits when out27. get a round in Alway's get first round28. throw a punch Used to box29. do magic Sorry30. like your friends I don't know your freind's31. enjoy porn 32. eat a really hot curry YUP33. get to the point sometimes takes a while34. buy plain envelopes NO THEY HAV TO BE PINK!!35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet Dont take me that long36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold" im always cold37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates dont take a phone when shopping38. avoid credit card debt I don't have any39. dive into a pool i can40. assemble furniture never had to thats what men are for!!41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb No comment42. set a video recorder never done it43. not try and change you We are what we are take it or leave it...thats what i say44. watch a war film arghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!45. understand why flirting results in violence 46. spend a day by themselves Alway's do everyday on the bike47. go to the toilet by themselves IM A BIG GIRL NOW48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket BUY A JACKET WITH BIGGER POCKETS49. choose a video quickly never watch telly50. get this far without having argued with at least 70% of the above TOO RIGHT! There ya go :lol: Ragger's xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted January 13, 2009 Author Share Posted January 13, 2009 17. pee out of a train window Never been on a train Your joking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragdoll Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 17. pee out of a train window Never been on a train Your joking? Women can't joke rememeber Nahh, That's the complete truth i have never been on a train Ragger's xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 1. know anything about a car except its colour - FALSE2. understand a film plot - MAYBE3. go 24 hours without sending a text message - TRUE4. lift - FALSE5. throw - TRUE6. run - FALSE7. park - FALSE8. fart - NO COMMENT!9. read a map - FALSE10. rob a bank - ????11. resist Ikea - TRUE12. sit still - TRUE13. tell a joke - MAYBE14. play pool - TRUE15. pay for dinner - FALSE16. eat a kebab whilst walking - DON'T LIKE KEBAB! BURGER, YES!17. pee out of a train window - PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!18. argue without shouting - FALSE19. get told off without crying - TRUE20. understand fruit machines - TRUE21. walk past a shoe shop - TRUE (ESPECIALLY IF IT SELLS BOOTS! )22. make a decent bacon sandwich - MAYBE23. not comment on a strangers clothes - TRUE24. use small amounts of toilet paper - NO COMMENT!25. let you sleep with a hangover - FALSE26. drink a pint gracefully - FALSE!!27. get a round in - FALSE28. throw a punch - FALSE!!!!29. do magic - TRUE30. like your friends - FALSE31. enjoy porn - NO COMMENT! 32. eat a really hot curry - HATE CURRY!33. get to the point - DUNNO, MAYBE, WELL PERHAPS....34. buy plain envelopes - FALSE35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet - FALSE36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold" - FALSE (ITS AN AGE THING!)37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates - FALSE38. avoid credit card debt - FALSE39. dive into a pool - TRUE40. assemble furniture - FALSE41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb - NO COMMENT!42. set a video recorder - FALSE43. not try and change you - FALSE44. watch a war film - FALSE (LIKE WAR FILMS!)45. understand why flirting results in violence - ????46. spend a day by themselves - FALSE47. go to the toilet by themselves - FALSE48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket - TRUE49. choose a video quickly - TRUE50. get this far without having argued with at least 70% of the above - AND YOUR POINT IS????? Only a woman would have spent the time to go through each one of these and answer them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rennie Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 on the grounds that i would like to remain in a relationship i won't comment! Sssh! she does do 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gin Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Rick : And only a man would have sat and thought up all of thouse.. Then admit at the end he's probably wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 10. rob a bank cant say i have tried11. resist Ikea oh yes i can17. pee out of a train window is this the same as peeing out a van window??? 20. understand fruit machines never wanted to, would rather spend money on beer24. use small amounts of toilet paper i want my tush dry thankyou 29. do magic i can make a man limp very fast does that count??? 32. eat a really hot curry hate it hate it hate it42. set a video recorder intelegent women by sky plus 50. get this far without having argued with at least 70% of the above yeh i couldnt do thatthe rest i can quite happily do thankyou very much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Rick : And only a man would have sat and thought up all of thouse.. Then admit at the end he's probably wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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