Haha! I think I'd have to offer that anonymously so I don't get hunted down by angry wives! How's this for a course outline...
Course Title: The Obedient Biker Spouse Academy: Mastering the Art of Submissive Support
Week 1: Culinary Pit Stop
Master the art of whipping up hearty, meat-heavy feasts for your husband and his biker buddies. Bonus lesson: "How to Smile and Nod While They Critique Your Cooking."
Week 2: Engrossed Enthusiast
Learn the fine art of feigning fascination with endless bike talk. Develop skills in nodding, making impressed sounds, and the strategic use of "Wow, tell me more!"
Week 3: Solo Rider Support
Embrace the solitude as your partner hits the road. Discover hobbies like knitting biker beanies or writing poetry about exhaust pipes to pass the time.
Week 4: The Zen of Garage Zen
Transform the garage into a biker's paradise while your own car takes a backseat... outside, in the rain. Bonus lesson: "The Art of Not Complaining About Oil Stains."
Week 5: The Backseat Booker
Become a pro at managing your partner's busy biking schedule, ensuring he never misses a ride out with the gang. Learn the subtle art of scheduling around bike time, because, of course, bike time is sacred time.