Andy B

Many years ago had a swan clip the handlebar end of my CX500 as I was leant over going from the M3 onto the M25 wobbled a bit but no damage.

Hit a baby deer/fox going up Telegraph Hill on the A38 just outside Exeter. Caused a £1000's worth of damage to my month old FJ1200, didn't come off but had a throbbing leg where it hit me then trashed the fairing. Lorry driver behind was amazed I stayed on.

At work we regularly clean birds and wildlife off the front of trains they lose a race with, feathers everywhere

Bumping this up

It's this saturday, unfortunately I'm on shift so can't be there

The Royal British Legion Riders Branch

Hampshire Meet & Greet

Fort Widley

Portsmouth, PO6 3LS

Saturday

April 7th2012

GATES OPEN 10:00

This is an open invite to all two/three wheel riders

To come and meet up with the Hampshire Region of the Royal British Legion Riders Branch.

FREE ENTRY !!

Entertainment and Refreshments all day

‘SKIDZ’ ‘N’ ‘LIDZ’ –CLOTHING

BOUNCY CASTLE

SUMO WRESTLING

‘KICK START’-MOTORCYCLE TRAINING

‘ IAM’ -OBSERVED RIDEOUT’S

MOTORCYCLE DEALERSHIPS

Thats the trouble mate too many rallys and not enough time/money to do em all.

Have a good Brass Monkey give my regards to the usual suspects.

Got anything on in May ?

Mudbath

Anyone else got a ticket for Ogri Kickstart rally ?

Working all weekend and need to save leave for other events this year

Starting to do the running around for the Brass Monkey next weekend

Dentist had to break tooth to get it out so took twice as much pushing and pulling inside my mouth before it came out.

Repaired and serviced gas fire still not working correctly

Clutch on car has gone tits up so more expense

F*ck It x3

Missus has just trashed the tie I was going to wear to her works do tonight, so I've got to go out and buy a new one

F**K IT

A cracking turnout for this inaugaral event I stopped counting after 100 bikes had turned up because 50+ scoooters arrived en-masse. We reckon there were at least 200 members of the genral public as well

All welcome to pay your respects, feel free to post this on other bike forums

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Bike's tits up and waiting to have a warranty item sorted

Washing machine is playing up

Lost a crown from a tooth so need to grovel at the dentist as I haven't been for nearly 2 year

F**k it on 3 counts!!

Bought a refurbed washing machine in really good nick from a local shop Plumbed in switched on -pissing water from the filter. Off down to the shop 1st thing in the morning. Wonder how they tested the machine?

F**K IT !

Have to wait till next month for a dentist appointment after losing a crown

Double F**K IT !!

Still waiting for bike to be fixed due to Suzuki dealer in temporary premises being swamped

Triple F**K IT !!!

Bike's tits up and waiting to have a warranty item sorted

Washing machine is playing up

Lost a crown from a tooth so need to grovel at the dentist as I haven't been for nearly 2 year

F**k it on 3 counts!!

Anyone attending the Solent Rally this weekend ? I'll be the tired, fat grumpy bloke behind the (£2 a pint, club run) bar

Or is it just myself and Cruz who frequent rallies?

Anyone going to The Ogri ?

Green Divvi with odd silencers (very odd) [/quote

Niece's 18th birthday which is why my name wasn't on the list when it went up I know where I'd rather be

Andy,

Got dates/details of BM for 2012 yet

Let us get over the Solent 1st

I'll let you know asap definately January

I'll be at Poole Quay tomorrow (2/8) from 1700 ish onwards assisting the local RBL rattling a poppy appeal bucket, so say hi and drop some loose change in the bucket.

My username is on my waistcoat

I'll be at Poole Quay tomorrow from 1700 ish onwards assisting the local RBL rattling a poppy appeal bucket, so say hi and drop some loose change in the bucket.

My username is on my waistcoat

Hop and Barley-working

Ogri- nieces 18th so didn't apply

My next rally will be the Solent Rally, where I'll be the tired irritable bloke behind the bar, cleaning the bogs and running round like a blue arsed fly in general

Had a brilliant weekend at the RBLR National Rally but was spoilt as soon as we got home by stroppy teenagers with attitude problems who can't tell the truth if their lives depended upon it, causing a major shit storm around us

f**k it and f**k 'em

RBL Riders National Rally tomorrow anyone else (apart from Cruz) going

Too much noise in the road outside to be able to sleep between nightshifts even with earplugs in

A tired F**k It !!

I've got a R1 which is the early model, light quiet, not too stylish though. I love the internal sun visor. They are aimed more at the touring end so they are loved by IAM types

The C3 are flip-up and the S1pro is a full face highly rated but bloody expensive try http://www.helmetcity.co.uk

After a cracking weekend of outrageous buffoonery at the jack tar rally, I now have a sore throat and a blocked up nose, therefore:

A very snotty F**K IT

First day of 5 off after 5 nights and I've got the sh*ts, so achieved the square root of sfa

F**k it

Mr B,

I know it's wrong but that made me chuckle mate.

Hope you can still enjoy the Jack Tar, I will be at the Unwanted, 7th C**k out rally.

Immodium

Still raining at the moment so that still qualifies for a

F**k it

First day of 5 off after 5 nights and I've got the sh*ts, so achieved the square root of sfa

F**k it

Will be getting a new rear tyre tomorrow and need to scrub it in, so may head to Bury Hill for a afternoon brew after midday and then back to Gosport via Portsdown Hill and maybe Loomies.

Blue '09 Bandit and I will have RBLR badged waistcoat on