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hey mong, how about you and drago meeting me on my way down to meet keefy at Devil's Bridge on the 10th. Undersump, reckon Scod would let ya tag along down the 701 to Moffat :lol:

 

Deffo up for it. Just messaged keefy, but what speed do you wanna go?! I'll try and get the day off if you don't mind cruising at 60? It's just my kinda road that!


Matt

oi oi! whats this! i want invited! where when what!??!?

Posted
:laugh:


you could be in trouble

 

Oi FO! Theres no way int eh world hell be in Trouble :D Im a fighter me heheheheh


Oh i see what you mean heheheheee TF that Pimp is all the way up there. :D :twisted:

Posted
:laugh:


you could be in trouble

 

Oi FO! Theres no way int eh world hell be in Trouble :D Im a fighter me heheheheh

Oh i see what you mean heheheheee TF that Pimp is all the way up there. :D :twisted:

 


we all know if you whisper in the beast's ear she stops fighting :drool:

Guest philgale
Posted
:laugh:


you could be in trouble

 

Oi FO! Theres no way int eh world hell be in Trouble :D Im a fighter me heheheheh


Oh i see what you mean heheheheee TF that Pimp is all the way up there. :D :twisted:

 

lol....had to read that twice to get it.... :oops:


come on trouble you know you wanna be his queen...hes as much trouble if not more than you

Posted

No way I like my men quiet ish, they have more secrets that way and usually hiding some sort of tallent.


Besides i have way too much fun dropping cocky gits on their bum (ill put bum cause the forum will only change it heheheh (i like it ))

Posted
No way I like my men quiet ish, they have more secrets that way and usually hiding some sort of tallent.


Besides i have way too much fun dropping cocky gits on their bum (ill put bum cause the forum will only change it heheheh (i like it ))

 


I am a quiet guy :( Im a nice guy honest :(

Posted
Besides i have way too much fun dropping cocky gits on their bum (ill put bum cause the forum will only change it heheheh (i like it ))

 

and how do you do that?

Posted

Well thats easy..


when some silly as thinks he can pull you with "oi B*tch come ere Ya'v Pulled"


Wonder over sexy like with a nice smile


Take their hand


Lock it off over their arm, foot behind leg, and either they follow their arm or nominate to brake it themselfs :D


then bend down n smile and say

"how about F off, n learn some mannners"


But theres many more...

I might be little but lifes a good teacher, and i like anyone who 1 doesn't think im a "just a Girl, who knows nothing" hence why i like bikers they tend to have a broader mind and have usually met a female biker in the past and already know how offensive it can be when their told "stay out of the garage love its a mans world in there"


Im nice really Uber- just take offence at being told im micorchipped and leashed,

Posted
Well thats easy..


when some silly as thinks he can pull you with "oi B*tch come ere Ya'v Pulled"


Wonder over sexy like with a nice smile


Take their hand


Lock it off over their arm, foot behind leg, and either they follow their arm or nominate to brake it themselfs :D


then bend down n smile and say

"how about F off, n learn some mannners"


But theres many more...

I might be little but lifes a good teacher, and i like anyone who 1 doesn't think im a "just a Girl, who knows nothing" hence why i like bikers they tend to have a broader mind and have usually met a female biker in the past and already know how offensive it can be when their told "stay out of the garage love its a mans world in there"


Im nice really Uber- just take offence at being told im micorchipped and leashed,

 

Nice one........great minds think alike xxxx

Posted
Well thats easy..


when some silly as thinks he can pull you with "oi B*tch come ere Ya'v Pulled"


Wonder over sexy like with a nice smile


Take their hand


Lock it off over their arm, foot behind leg, and either they follow their arm or nominate to brake it themselfs :D


then bend down n smile and say

"how about F off, n learn some mannners"


But theres many more...

I might be little but lifes a good teacher, and i like anyone who 1 doesn't think im a "just a Girl, who knows nothing" hence why i like bikers they tend to have a broader mind and have usually met a female biker in the past and already know how offensive it can be when their told "stay out of the garage love its a mans world in there"


Im nice really Uber- just take offence at being told im micorchipped and leashed,

 

But the microchip was only for your safety.... :(



Lol nah, seriously Im not the kinda guy you mentioned who thinks woman should stay out of the garage and in the kitchen.


My ex was a biker and I was the one who got her into it. The only thing Men do that I think woman should not do is fight in pubs


Whenever I see girls brawling on a night in the town....I dunno....I get all confused and my brain almost short circuits to an extent. It makes me all weirded out.


Dont mind watching woman professionaly fighting in a ring or something, but when I see "ladies" brawling, I feel disappointed :(


I suppose I was brought up well to respect woman, got two older sisters and my mum obviously. Maybe subconciously I feel that woman are "above" such acts of foolishness where as when I see men fighting it just seems thats par for the course for them....Woman are devine creatures who should laugh in the face of violence as they are above such things


And yes, I know that doesnt mean its ok for men to brawl

Posted

Well thats silly!!! It doesn't matter if you're male or female....if someone winds you up it's not the sort of day and age where you can say 'can you stop that please, your hurting my feelings!' Some people only learn when you give 'em a good belt! Not nice but true xxx

Posted
Well thats silly!!! It doesn't matter if you're male or female....if someone winds you up it's not the sort of day and age where you can say 'can you stop that please, your hurting my feelings!' Some people only learn when you give 'em a good belt! Not nice but true xxx

 

I know I know, you are right. Of course woman have a right to do exactly that of men and I support this. But I cant help feeling weird when I see woman fight can I?


I guess its like how some people get all weird when they see blood. Im like that when I see woman fighting eachother, makes me feel light headed and strange

Posted

Im trying to think of summut that makes me feel wierd................

Wool! Cant stand the stuff, dont like hearing about it, seeing it, touching it is defo a no no. Makes me feel goose bumpy and yuck xxxx

Posted
Im trying to think of summut that makes me feel wierd................

Wool! Cant stand the stuff, dont like hearing about it, seeing it, touching it is defo a no no. Makes me feel goose bumpy and yuck xxxx

 

So if I offered to snuggle up to you under a wooly blanket, you would feel all yucky?


THANKS ALOT :(

Posted
Even thinking of a wooly blanket makes me cringe!!!!!! dont like it dont like it dont like it!!! xxx

 

Lol :)


I must admit, I hate the feeling of flour on my hands. Especially when they make you do cooking at high school and you have to make dough......ahhh the sound it makes when you rub it together, makes me shiver!

Posted
Totally agree!! It's the dryness that makes me cringe.......chalks another one!!! xxx

 

Ok ive got to go to Uni now, talk to you after


ADIOS!


http://www.all-about-forensic-psychology.com/images/adios.jpg

Posted
Totally agree!! It's the dryness that makes me cringe.......chalks another one!!! xxx

 

Just dont get the two mixed up or your bread turns into a breezeblock :D


Neil

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