Bloody cyclist

[Phooey]

Just arrived back from the morning school run. Me in the car and in front of me approaching a junction is a guy on a pushbike that is fit only for the skip. Judging by his feet being planted on the ground approaching the junction, I assume he has no brakes and the rear wheel, even when stationary, is very obviously buckled to fcuk.

I had to follow him out of the junction and witnessed him wobbling all over the road. Tried to get past him twice but his erratic riding and wobbly wheel made it unsafe. After the next junction I tried again to pass him. (These are quiet back streets you understand.)

He totally amazed me by stopping his bike (with the soles of his shoes) and layed the bike in the middle of the road on the floor and walked back to me and said 'What's yer fcuking rush mate? I haven't got to sign on for 'alf an hour ... fcuking wait a minute'.

Then proceeded on his way at a snails pace!

Bloody Tosser! I went the opposit way to him at the next junction.

[Whitey1984]

Should have knocked him off and left him in a ditch

[Phooey]

Haha ... I'm not like that mate. I prefer to laugh at their stupidy afterwards. Although next time I just might have to give in

[Guest]

Sounds like a right cheeky t**t.

Riding a bike that isn't road worthy and being a general hazard.

[Phooey]

That's about it kc ... to be honest, I am not an agressive road user and I usually let things go over my head but I had to bite my tongue on this occassion. Shaking my head and calling them a [insert choice word here] under my breath is my usual approach.

[Glorian]

Wait untill he walks right up to you, then "Stall" the engine and knock his stupid arse over.