MarkW Posted October 10, 2016 Posted October 10, 2016 Whilst watching my two boys in their swimming lesson today I glanced across into the gym and thought I really ought to make an effort to get my rancid body into shape. Then, as I was going downstairs to leave, an alarm went off and two blokes ran past with a defibrillator. I immediately became deeply spiritual, took it as a sign from the almighty, and am now safely sprawled on the sofa with a bottle of cider and a bag of peanuts. You can't be too careful where your health is concerned... Quote
Guest Posted October 10, 2016 Posted October 10, 2016 Exercise is good for you they reckon, but these runners and footballers are always tearing and breaking something. Quote
Joeman Posted October 10, 2016 Posted October 10, 2016 Going to the gym is supposed to make you live longer.... But it only extends your life by the same amount of time you spend at the gym! Quote
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