You're starting to sound like my ex wife!

[Stu]

After the honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop riding your motorcycle. In fact, you might as well sell all of your bikes.”

The husband replies, “You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.”

His wife says, “I thought you said you’ve never been married before?”

The husband says, “I haven’t.”

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Perhaps a joke thread is in order?

What do a hand grenade and a wife have in common?

Pull the ring and the house is gone.

[Stu]

We have one http://themotorbikeforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=38588

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Didn't know! Must ... must ... repost...

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