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Selene

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  1. lol, i have been listening to nirvana
  2. I never ever filter to the very front - too many drivers dislike having to concede "pole position". It's pointless anyway, since you can easily overtake them as soon as the lights change. true that. went down to see my grandparents this morning who are down near pendine and as soon as i got past the army barracks there a car flew past me at speed and came close to being spun off the road by hitting an oncoming car or worse flipping up onto the roof.
  3. a man walks into a bar with friends one night...the man walks out at exactly 00:55 AM with a woman...they decide to go to his house where he thought he would be in for a fun night of rock'n'rolla though the poor fella was in for a hella surprise...they walk into the guys apartment and they head straight for the bedroom slowly kissing and stripping each other from the top to...bottom? hold on a minute! the man yelps, what the hell is that?! to where the woman replies, that's my dick. ...should have got your beer goggles from specsavers!
  4. last night i was on my way home from my fathers and not long after getting into pembroke i approach a bit of traffic at the lights. so i'm thinking now i cba sitting behind them so i may as well filter down to the front and just as i check over my shoulder and start to move out the idiot in front decides she's going to block me off -.- so i thought oh okay if you are going to be childish about it then i'll just filter down the other side! and another idiot who was behind the car in front of the lights decides to block me off as well...
  5. i have been listening to gwen stacy all morning
  6. wow thanks for the replies guys! i had gone down to the local dealer yesterday with my father because he wanted to book his bike in so while he was doing that i went and tried on some of the helmets. i did like the look and feel of the caberg konda and the one i had tried on was a bit too big so i asked at the counter if there was any in a smaller size luckily enough there were two left so i tried one on and it was a perfect fit! they also asked if i wanted a bluetooth kit to go with it and i thought for a minute or two and agreed because the bluetooth kit would be more convenient than picking up the phone and having to stop when all i can now do is push a button and chat away well i've bought the helmet and bluetooth kit and had gone out on the bike today and tested out the bluetooth as well, i think i've made a good choice there
  7. i am thinking about getting a new helmet now because the one i have is old and it has been dropped a fair amount of times...my bad i am thinking of getting one of them flip front helmets if anyone has one or has tried one? i'm going to go on a budget of say £100-£200 so something good but not too cheapy...was wondering if anyone here would have any suggestions?
  8. i've just started listening to pieces by icon for hire
  9. aha! i'm going to see bon jovi in cardiff this year >.
  10. been listening to bon jovi all day
  11. a young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. he tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it. he says he'll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry. his mother agrees to the game. that night, he shows up at his mother's house with three beautiful young ladies. they all sit down on the couch, and everyone has a wonderful evening talking and getting to know each other. at the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother, 'oK, mom, which one is the woman i want to marry?' without any hesitation at all, his mother replies, 'the one in the middle.' the young man is astounded. 'how in the world did you figure it out?' 'easy,' she says. 'i don't like her.' there were three guys talking in the pub. two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. after a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" the third fellow says "i'll tell you. just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees." the first two guys were amazed. "what happened then?" they asked. "she said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."
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