GarethNW

Cant get it done in time @ my local garage. trying to work it out atm but work wont leave me alone lol

Checking my bike over last night, I noticed the front tire has a very small crack forming right at the edge of the grip (not the wall but the tire itself) Guess I am destined to not go on the rally ride out Next year will be 3rd time lucky. Going to have to come in the car with Trish. Gutted.

Ill take one for sure

So True! You gave me that pink looking milk drink that had more % in it than a bottle of vodka

2 years ago was my first rally and I have never been that wet or cold in my life Nothing will stop me from getting there!

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

So thats why I lock up my rear at least twice a week! Thank you Used to scare the hell out of me but now I just think "oh there it goes again" Mine seems to lock up at really slow speeds with only 20% rear being used but the clutch at that point is fully in.

Yeah the price is insane! If these prove to be efficient then other ppl will start to make them and the price will drop through the floor. They are far to expensive as it stands If its just a big fat gimmick with major issues getting it back in the bag then it will stay expensive and wont be worth buying.

I'm fine for about 3 hours and then I start to suffer cramp in my legs from the position there in. I figure a nice big touring bike would make it a more fun experience

Tke it the is a once a year event? I would love to plan to do this next time. I would not want to try it on the 636 tho

Gz indeed! I really want to do this! Come on TC, me and u next time (ill get myself a "comfy bus" bike)

I love it!

I dont speed in 30's but on nice back roads with really good clear views I refuse to do 40! As like Stu said, if im working I just dont speed.

quiet suburban road, married couple in a car - on their way home, the guy is driving, nowhere to hurry, speed's about 45 mph. The wife turns to him and goes: - You know hun, although we've been married 15 years, I want a divorce. The husband keeps silent, just speeds up to 50 mph. - And I don't want you to try and change my mind, it's decided, I'm already sleeping with your best friend, and he's way better in bed. The guy, still silent, speeds up to 60. - I'm taking the house. Speed is 70. - And the kids. Speed climbs to 80. - As well as the car and pretty much all the money. The guy still silent, aims the car to an oncoming tree. - Do you want anything? - the wife asks. - No, I have everything I could possibly need,- finally answers the guy. - What's that? A few seconds before the impact, he goes: - An Airbag!

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his ha nds on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year, a pretty small salary and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic................................ "Try doing it with the engine running."

VODKA!

Im going to take it easy this time and makes sure I make the ride out! (well if u wait for me to get my kit on i will) Count me in

Where does a baby ape sleep.................... ..................In an apricot

Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..."

This guy is at the supermarket and after buying a few things he begins to queue up in this really long line for the checkout. After about 15 mins in the line he reached the checkout girl, and just at that moment he remembers that he needs some condoms. Not wanting to line up again he said to the girl, "I meant to buy some condoms but forgot," to which she replies, "Do you know what size you are?" "No." The girl then said, "OK drop your pants and I'll tell you what size you are." The guy then, not being the shy type, drops his trousers and the girl has a feel with her hand and then says in the microphone, "1 packet of large condoms to aisle 3 please." He pulls up his trousers, the condoms are brought to him, he pays his bill, and goes on his way. Another male customer sees this and thinks he'd like to have this nice girl fondling his manhood and so says the same thing to the girl and a similar course of events takes place, only this time after having a feel she says, "One packet of medium sized condoms to aisle 3 please." The condoms are then brought to him, he pays the bill, and goes on his way. Also watching this course of events was a rather excitable 15 year old boy who then decides to queue up and try the same routine. Upon reaching the checkout girl he says, "I'd like to buy some condoms please, but I forgot," and the girl replies, "Do you know what size you are?" He answers "Nope," and she asks him to drop his trousers and she has a feel, after which she says into the microphone, "Mop and bucket to aisle 3 please!"

I plan on passing the hangover crown to someone else this year! Thats if I still have it Maybe ill even manage the ride out if im not left behind

Hey grumpy u upset my sesa whatsa ma bob a year or two ago at a rally! is there an expiry date on make up beer?

I am, and im proud! Well that or I want to keep my tent to myself

I got the good one and tbh I cant see how they would fail for a small hole

I bought a new rear tire and then found a small screw had punctured it. The tire still had above 30psi at the time and as I touched the screw it let a small amount of air out! I basically rode home at 30mph and went straight to my bike shop. I have never liked the idea of repairing a tire but becasue the hole was so small I was advised to use a plug. I am about to change said tire as its at the end of its life but the plug seemed to have worked fine for me. Where i realized how plugs worked it kind of gave me a bit of faith as at worst all I could see it doing is needing a top up of air once a week rather than exploding under presure and leaving me on my bum. The hole was 4mm at most and the engineer did say any bigger and he wouldnt do it.