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acemastr

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  1. Anyone fancy going to this? Neil and I are going to head on out at 9:00, see if we can secure a couple test rides.
  2. Right, well I'm off on holiday on Monday until next Tues so won't see you all for 2 weeks! don't miss me too much
  3. and Jayne Im going to pay dearly for that, but it was so so worth it hahahahaha, superb!
  4. well... there's generally a big orgy going on so... can't miss us
  5. yea it is, I think it's been in there a couple weeks as i said the other week that the pressures went down a fair bit. I'll get it fixed soon. Come say hi if you see us there, we're normally all huddled together on a table
  6. I have a bloody little piece of metal stuck in my front tyre, think it's been there for a while but only just seen it.
  7. Sam got a stern telling off for speeding on his way home
  8. Weather is looking good, just some dark cloud cover Ash you coming?
  9. about time, young padawan. You're in the US aren't you? How is the US? What you doing in the US? How warm is it in the US atm?
  10. Get your arse down the Marina so i can see the bike! I get my new exhaust on Wed/Thurs, and new pads too, mmmm
  11. Update! Bloody useless... They give you a stuffy nose, red face, make all the lights in the world a pure white colour, and make absolutely no difference 'down there' (Not that i had trouble in the first place i'd like to add)
  12. Anyone recommend any? mine are getting rather low
  13. I intend to find out how they perform on Sat Could be hilarious! Still freaks me out
  14. http://acemastr.com/C360_2011-05-03%2021-31-29.jpg http://acemastr.com/C360_2011-05-03%2021-31-10.jpg
  15. I stopped on Sunday to help an old biker on a Brough Superior whose chain had snapped, asked if he needed a lift/phone, anyway... he spent an hour explaining the bike, and spanked me when I said I hadn't heard of Brough Superior.... yes... SPANKED me.... So... fast forward to bike night tonight at Hartford Marina, he turns up... spends ages talking to everyone about is bike, then comes over to me... "I've got something for you... a drug actually... a legal one" Me: "Is it blue and diamond shaped?" (Joking obviously) "Yes it is!" oh dear god... He spent about 20 minutes explaining how it makes him last for hours and that he can't ever cum until the next morning... Then proceeds to put his leg on the bench next to Laura and goes... out loud.. "I'm getting a hard on thinking about sex" This was the most uncomfortable 15 minutes of my life... words cannot describe how speechless i was. I'd like to thank Laura and Jayne for helping me get through this.
  16. Like an idiot i've booked my MOT and service for the 14th.. hoping i'll get there.
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