BikerBoy414

went to buy moer stickas and the shop had run out of my faves.

f**k it

i goggled it becuz i new it was bear long! maybes i shuld do tht with all words lol haha j/k (relzies sory for my bad spelin)

1. Motorcycles do not 'get stuck' on the M25 - The riders filter through the traffic.

2. All traffic is 'crazy'.

3. Who, exactly, has lost a low flying plane? (#Plane# A woodworking tool; a level area of land; a projection of a two-dimensional view of a three-dimensional object).

4. What exactly is a 'hapenis? I know what a ha'penny is and I know what a penis is.

wow grumpy old git - way to make me feel relzies grate about meself. heres some replies to your mistakings.

1 i SAID the m11 NOT the m25.

2. cars moving within the speed limit are NOT 'crazey'

3. plane is a comonly used abreviation of aeroplane.

4.that was a spelling mistake - as was your misaprehension of 'plane' being a level area of land - that is spelt 'plain'.

but its not all dooms and glooms - Q: what do you call a petty small man who unleashes a tirade of hurtful coments as a means of getin his pent up agreshun out.

a: you.

hi mate,

q1: im guna be honest my dad normly does all the mantaince on my bike lol but iv neva seen him take the chain off

q2: i think if i had to answer id say id use some domestos or mr muscles lol.

not a great help obv but u can still post me beerz but they mite brake!!! lol bubblewrap them! hahaha j/k

hey guyz - here coms the huma!

lol Q:what do you call a man with his motorbikes stuck on the M11?

lol A: Muggins here! haha lol j/k

no but joking aside the traffic onn the m11 recenly is KEERAAAZZY!

watch out for low flying planes loozers! lol j/k

...and rember - hapenis is a state of minds...

cool man we should totally hook up there x

lol i know i love marshmallows!

this might be an old wife tail but someone told me that if u put marshmallows soaked in gin overnight then that will eat the odur better than nething

lol im gona be honest guys - i don't get many of these jokes.

heres one for ya tho: two guys walk into a bar - one of thems made of lettuce and the other ones made of clay. they walk up to the bar, order their pints, and then go and sit at a table. after a few minutes of casual chat the talk turns to religion: 'im a protestant' says the clay man. 'im a catholic' says the guy made out of lettuce. at this point they notice a priest sitting at the bar. they decide to go and ask him to decide for them once and for alls. the priest says: well theres only one way to decide, we must ask the lord. he then bows his head in prayer and says 'lettuce clay' lol j/k

fun! fun! fun! fun!

haha now im cool lol not

hi guys,

this is sclose to were i live (south woodford) n ive wanted to go for years since my uncle goes every year, defo going next year - jus wonderin if any1 else is up for it?

haha i'm making friends already! great fun!

lol grape juice, works dont ask me how i know but i do haha yay.

just rub it on with a cloth, wash it off with some WARM water. (nt hot nt cold) and as i say, keep the shine but loose that nasty grime lol.

and as for the vaseline, umm maybe that wasnt right haha j/k lol yay great

ah nuts. the overtightened nut, mans natural enemy haha yay. oh great. first off, what your gonna need is two spanners. Sounds like your axle is a long bolt with a nut on the end. Hold one end with the right sized spanner. A ring spanner is best if you dont have a socket. Whilst holding the bolt end unscrew the nut with another correct sized spanner or socket.

haha j/k i just copied it lol oh great now im cool lol

OK guys, now this iz quite a long joke bt trust me it'l all pay off in the end lol.

So theres this old man who iz made out of celery lol and he iz reli hungry so he goes to the shopz. at the shop he seys 'hi i want some crisps and the man in the shop replies 'haha thats great ur reli cool."

when the ma gets home he cant eat the crisps because hes a vegetable.

knock knock

who's there

doctor who

doctor who who

lol

hi guys, bikerboy414 here, torque wrenches ftw! lol.

wrist aching? why not try a little vaseline on the knuckles! lol.

seriously though, my torque wrench has become pretty tarnished recently, but look no further for the solution my friends, grape juice! Yes you heard right, just regular old grape juice! leaves the shine, takes the grime.

for those of you pinching the pennys, some homemade does the trick. http://simplyrecipes.com/recipes/making_grape_juice/

normal grapes too expensive? then how did you afford a bike.

haha great!1!