DutchMick Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 Hahahaha Mick! Nice 1!!! Just knew you couldnt resist resist what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchMick Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Just one little thing..... I realise I'm giving up my luxuries but.............. Are there showers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissD Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Just one little thing..... I realise I'm giving up my luxuries but.............. Are there showers? No........you have to lick yerself clean like a dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techno Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Stand on your head and pee...then at least its warm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchMick Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Just one little thing..... I realise I'm giving up my luxuries but.............. Are there showers? No........you have to lick yerself clean like a dog Well how about I do you and.................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Mick!!! How about u wash your mouth out with soap!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchMick Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 I do wash it out with soap Vicki, everyday, but I cant help having a filthy mind. Its a sign of youth, or mental instability, not sure which. But in my defence I would like to point out that she started it. I am an innocent in all this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 tiamo69 - is it the unison AGM your going to in bournemouth? If so i'm going too - so we could hook up for some beer down there if you want? Mow - BUSTED!!!Will Ur Lad be @ Conference?My 20 month old, Valentina Rosa, will be there!Drinks @ Conference sounds like a plan!PM me nearer the date...Ti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchMick Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Ok, getting a little worried now.....is there a toilet? Or do we sit on a log and do it in a trench? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Ok, getting a little worried now.....is there a toilet? Or do we sit on a log and do it in a trench? lol I hope not!! Although I struggle with toilet things when away from home, so I shall probably wait!Ask matty..... he knows the details lol .... of my toilet things...not about mfn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Indeed i do know.....indeed i do lmao Me and sean went to go camping yesterday, and fook me did out arses fall out our pants, he got a tent and a mat and a sleeping bag, oh and a kettle and it came to £101 !!! I was hysterical laughing...brilliant stuff..Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techno Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Ok, getting a little worried now.....is there a toilet? Or do we sit on a log and do it in a trench? lol I hope not!! Although I struggle with toilet things when away from home, so I shall probably wait!Ask matty..... he knows the details lol .... of my toilet things...not about mfn I'm the same fussy with bogs...do I assume then it will smell a little round our little camp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Nah, will make sure we set up camp away from the toilets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Exlax all around then boys and girls...lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchMick Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 I do like a poo on me own toilet, Im used to the height, I have held it up for two days while in France, but I only ate dry stuff, crisps, cornflakes without milk, sausage rolls etc. But that toilet was a feckin disgrace!!!! Got home and sat on the bog for about 2 hours, screaming in agony as it squeezed its way into the world. Stood up and collapsed from the lack of circulation to my legs. I think 3 days would be pushing it a bit too much. HANG ON!!!!!! Bex lives about 10 minutes away, we can all go poo there!WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Thanks for that detailed and graphic description!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 have you all no shame *slams door behind him* !Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchMick Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Oh all of a sudden I'm the only one in the world that has a poo! don't believe everything you read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 No no... I have a poo every day at 7.15am To avoid embarrassment I refer to it as a train leaving the station Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchMick Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 No no... I have a poo every day at 7.15am To avoid embarrassment I refer to it as a train leaving the station Poo in the morning? Oh god no, I'm more an evening man myself, kids in bed, nice bike mag or even a book......heaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Can understand people who read whilst pooing! Its bad for you sitting on loo for ages you know!I go before kids get up.... quick poo....then set for the day Maybe we should take this elsewhere and get back on topic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Yer think ! Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 No no... I have a poo every day at 7.15am It's just a shame she doesn't get out of bed until 0800 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchMick Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 ha bloomin ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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