Best bike alarm?

[jaceface]

Hi all!

Does anyone have any recommendations for a motorcycle alarm, have a Yamaha r3. Looking for one that's relatively easy to install.

All help and reviews appreciated!

jaceface

[Mawsley]

Buy any or all of the following:

 

• A rabid dog large than an Alsatian

• Geese, many geese

• Recommended lock and chain

• Large man with baseball bat and an anger management issue

• More recommended locks and chains

• The exhumed corpse of my mother-in-law

 

Nobody cares about alarms, they're nothing more than an ignored annoyance. The public hates the sound, criminals ignore it - alarms are almost utterly pointless.

[rob m]

When you last heard an alarm (car/bike/house) did you go running towards it with a determination to apprehend those who might of triggered the alarm and save the day? No. Nobody else does either. A big f**k-off lock and chain is the best solution. Thieves hate having to work and make lots of noise for their booty.

[Joeman]

You want a really politically incorrect alarm that starts shouting rude stuff that's so rude it makes the thieves too embarrassed to be associated with it..

That or "Ali Akbar" followed by a ticking noise...