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[husoi]

When you have americans listening to you on your phone and then accusing Chinese and Russians of spying.

You have smart TV's listening to everything you say and Alexa being well documented to do the same.

It's well known that posting on forums, sending emails, twitter crapface etc is actively scrutined.

That your ISP knows which websites you have visited, for how long and where in the page you stopped for some reading.

Where is well publicised that if you know how you can turn on anybody's laptop camera and see what is in range.

 

I don't think worrying that a satellite is listening to you is that much of a problem.