Selene

aha! i'm going to see bon jovi in cardiff this year >.

been listening to bon jovi all day

Abu Qatada was re-arrested and returned to Belmarsh prison earlier this month following an alleged breach of bail conditions, concerning the use of communications equipment at his home.

The Metropolitan Police said his breach was linked to an investigation into extremist internet material.

In April 1999, he was convicted in his absence on terror charges in Jordan and sentenced to life imprisonment, and it is on these charges that he faces a retrial.

Jordanians will do everything in their power to make sure Abu Qatada receives a trial that was "fair and seen to be so", he added.

But lawyers for Abu Qatada told the court that the UK should not send someone back to a country with a "dubious human rights record".

i thought i'd add this in. he's an extremist and the uk can do without them so why go through the court if they want to deport him? he should not have fair trial tbh...just deport the waster.

a young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. he tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it. he says he'll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry. his mother agrees to the game.

that night, he shows up at his mother's house with three beautiful young ladies. they all sit down on the couch, and everyone has a wonderful evening talking and getting to know each other.

at the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother, 'oK, mom, which one is the woman i want to marry?'

without any hesitation at all, his mother replies, 'the one in the middle.'

the young man is astounded. 'how in the world did you figure it out?'

'easy,' she says. 'i don't like her.'

there were three guys talking in the pub. two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

after a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,

"well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"

the third fellow says "i'll tell you. just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

the first two guys were amazed. "what happened then?" they asked. "she said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."

i am lucky i wouldn't have to use a teleport because i'm only living five minutes away from the salon

@ zod a time machine...really? come on now hun this isn't doctor who? lol