MrBrightside

Happy birthday old chap!

Must admit our baby monitor used to pick strange noises up. We just put it down to interference but creepy all the same.

Then I saw the film 'signs' and it freaked the f**k out of me.

OK so..

I am the "Had a few drinks and my mate is smoking so might nick a drag of his" or "Omg my uni exams are going to hell, can I nick one of your menthols?" type of smoker...

To the point when the doctors ask me I can honestly say one or two a year, if that..

Since I went to Uni in Birmingham I discovered that Shisha is a really nice experience with a group of mates..

I have very little knowledge of vaping at all, for a newbie then, can you explain what the heck this all means?

Cos to be this is a lot of Jargon

Lol no worries. Juice sits over a coil & wick and is heated up producing a vapour which is inhaled. No 'burning' takes place like ciggies so there are few downsides to it. Juices can come in all sorts of whacky flavours, pretty much anything.

You can buy basic kits like the 'pen' type ones all the way to extreme cloud producing tanks and mods.

I sit somewhere in the middle. I'm a gadget geek anyway so like fiddling with this stuff...

It's pretty much gonna go to the wire for me, especially with Notting Hill approaching fast and the senior management shitting themselves as per usual.

I vape and earn my monies writing about it/doing stuff for vape businesses. It's not great monies but I spend everyday working in nothing but pants.

Who for?

Right....the way things are at work at mo it looks like I'm not gonna be able to go. All our shifts been changed until after August

Sorry

If I'm able to at last minute I will for sure...

 

It's ok, we'll just dial 999 and you'll have to attend

That's an idea

Doesn't look good

Right....the way things are at work at mo it looks like I'm not gonna be able to go. All our shifts been changed until after August

Sorry

If I'm able to at last minute I will for sure...

Ah...that reminds me...bad news...

I'm ok just feel sorry for the owner...

I'm also a big animal lover and couldn't see it suffer. I left colleagues at the roadside whilst I shot off to the vets with it.

Pitty it couldn't pull thorough but it looked in a really bad way.

The c*nt who ran over a cat in Leyton on Saturday. Got out of his car apparently, looked at the cat, then drove off.

It had a collar on with address!

Anyway, I blue lighted her up to Goddards. She was pissing and shitting herself and had blood coming out of her ear. Be he was on a very bad way.

Just checked, she died...

What's this 'fruit' stuff anyway?

Keep them separate. The thief will rip out the noisy thing, so if that's your tracker as well, you're in trouble.

Tracker should be silent and hidden away.

Boom. This.

Happy Birthday BB

Xx

Haha thanks for the birthday wishes guys it's mucho appreciated!

Why thank you kind sirs. Today I will be spending my birthday in court

Not against me I might add

I wouldn't buy many Chinese made bike parts...

How come?

You have a vivid dream that you're having an affair with Elmo from sesame st, only you're crying and running away because he wants to consummate the relationship ...

I don't think you were dreaming. Maybe it was the 'medication' your on?

Of course mate, consider it done, it'll have to be Wednesday but I'll donate.

I'm wondering where the funniest place I can find one would be...

Cool, how's that working for ya?

Brilliantly: plenty of punchy Stingray growl, and with 1200 trouser-flapping watts on tap I can instantly punish our guitarist at the first sign of any of his widdly-widdly nonsense.

Need to get a clip up of your latest gig

Cool, how's that working for ya?

So will caffeine and any other stimulant, and it's in such low doses I'm genuinely not concerned.

It's also a myth that ejuice is oil. It's not, and it really shouldn't congeal in your lungs

Giving up smoking is the way forward for sure. I can do without vaping, and if I break a tank (which I have done) it's no biggie. But I enjoy it and it's not doing me much harm, so for the foreseeable I'll do it. Maybe one day I'll bin it, but for now I'm good with it...

It's ok and gives me something to do. There's so many different types of mods and tanks etc, and ejuice doesn't take long for me to make and I can make a fair bit in one go, so never any supply issues. Very very cheap compared to smoking, and tastes much better