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OliverMatthews

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  1. A guy was walking down the high street past the pet shop when the owner called him in to see the latest new pet sensation.


    "It's a talking centipede" he said, "only £20".


    The guy wasn't really in the market for a new pet, but on the other hand a talking centipede sounded cool, so finally he bought one, plus its tank, food and toys, for £30. He got home and set it up on the bookshelf. At first he just watched it scuttle around, buy after a while this got boring so he decided to make it talk.


    "Hey mate - fancy going out for a pint?"


    He waited, but there wasn't a sound. He got more and more angry at the way he'd been conned out of his £30. Eventually he'd had enough - he deiced to give it one more chance before he took it all back to the pet shop to get his £30 back. So he shouted:


    "HEY MATE - FANCY GOING OUT FOR A PINT??!!"


    Then he heard a small voice saying


    "OK, OK, I heard you the first time!. Give me half a chance - I'm just putting my shoes on...

  2. Ordered some new mirrors for the Honda as I thought it looked a bit unfinished.

    I had fitted the number plate with normal bolts but didn't like the way it looked so got some M5 coach bolts instead,might paint them black so they blend in.

    All I've left to do is replace the wheel rims and spokes but I'm going to leave that until after the Rugby bike fest just in case it turns to sh1t.

     

    My neighboor has SS125 but it doesn't look like yours. Very impressive 8-)

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