Nogin

Hi Folks, been away for a bout 4 (working) days now due to major feck ups.

About a week ago I turned my phone on, only to find it was fecked.

Came into work last Thursday, turned computer on, only to find it was fecked,

Yesterday, wanted to go on survey cus computer still out, turned on works camera, only to find it was fecked.

Unlocked chain on bike using expensive padlock and key and what happed, the guts of the lock fell out and now thats fecked.

I now have a "similar" computer with different settings and it`s taking me an age to get sorted, but one good thing.....I can now get back onto TMBF.

You should have gone and found your self a nice lass because then you could have been Fecked!

Congrats.

Pahh, In rural Lincolnshire we have only just figured what Christmas is all about, getting all exotic is just going to confuse us.

I use Scott oil FS365, but only put it lightly on metal work that might rust.

Paint work is polished and black plastic is treated with back to black.

I'm assuming by saying Chrome you mean stainless steel?

If you are saying stainless steel then I have used auto sol, however to be fair my bikes are used all weathers so i don't really bother.

What bike is it for?

get yourself a cigar, gold chain, shell suit and dodgy grey wig, and people will soon stop leaving their kids with you...

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I guess that's one sure way of destroying the wife's business, my give that idea a miss. Lol

Lol you've cheered me up, going to buy hair dye tomorrow!

I'm getting a bit brassed off with some of the people in our village,

Now my wife is a child minder and well known for being good with kids, she helps out with Brownies and is always involved with the kids clubs in the village. But it seems some of the people in the village just expect us to be their child dumping ground.

Halloween was a classic example, two of the parents asked us to take their kids out trick or treating???? WTF how about them doing it??? We have a big group of friends and we take the kiddies to their houses. We had already said no, this was to be a family thing, just the kids and ourselves. Well my sister dropped her kids off at our house then shot out and to top it off our neighbours daughter shows up as we are leaving. I was not best pleased but for the sake of harmony I bit my lip.

But today was the last straw. I'm not a big church goer but no matter what we will always go to the remberance service in the village. The Village has a massive military connection and I'm ex services as is my father so we usually have a lot of retired and serving military there. Well this year I was early as my kids are in brownies and cubs and both carrying the flags. Mrs Nogin was organising the brownies so I went into the church to take a seat. Next thing I know is my neighbour is there. Now bearing in mind she is a wing commander RAF she wandered up and just presented her 8 year old daughter to me saying she was not feeling well so would pick her up at the end of the service, could I get her to the brownie group. before I really understood what the hell was going on she was gone and I'm left looking after her kid!

We had to stop having parties for the kids because so many parents would just dump their kids and run. We even had one kid left behind 2 hours after the party finished just because Mum had been shopping.

Its happening more and more and there have been a few occasions when my wife has had to send kids away because as one child said "Mum says I can come over and play while she goes out" What the hell do these people think? This child returned because Mum had gone out. The Neighbours kids are always showing up to play! Most days during the summer. People don't realise that her business as a child minder relies on ratios and you cannot have as many kids as we like even if they have come over to play with my son or daughter.

Well I think I will eventually have to say something to my neighbour but I don’t want too, just wish these people would start thinking.

Sorry to have a winge, but I really have to get this off my chest.

That's the stuff joeman!!! Good find.

Nice idea with the carpet - I tried to convince the mrs that putting the old sofa in the garage was a good idea too - she didn't agree

My garage is my zone was planning to install Helgar the Swedish blond large chested mechanic to pick up my nuts when I drop them but Mrs nogin said it was a step to far!

So I'll stick with my work bench, tools and my chair. I was going to paint garage floor but after reading what has been said, I may look at other options!

Lol that's great!

Pahhh, try doing it when the ground is moving!

I worked with a guy called Tony Cod who married a girl who's surname was Haddock!

There should be a like button!

Congrats you two.

My old landlady was called...

Fanny Lowcock.

I remember when I split from my Ex years ago I could not sleep, so I started restoring my old Triumph in my mind, every nut bolt and ZzzzzzZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzZ

It worked a treat for me.

The plan was to take the dog When I go shooting or beating! Hmmmm perhaps as trail bike would be in order.

Yeah Techno at least when I take the bike out I don't have to pick up its shit!

I'm sticking with the new bike I think lol

I would say the carb needs cleaning, perhaps a carb clean and fresh fuel

Sounds lik fueling... is it carbs or injection?

I would take it to a garage if you know nothing about bikes.

Well we were looking at some cocker spaniel pups. Good temperament and with great parentage. But like I said if the mrs is not 100% then it's a no no. I did look at a rescue dog but was turned down buy a lot of places because of the child minding also we didn't really know the dogs history or temperament.

Well there you go idea over its a shame, sod it I'm looking for a new bike!

Well it seems mrs Nogin has changed her bloody mind again and decided we won't be getting a dog!!!

I give up, really we have been talking about this on and off for a year now and the time was right so she says no!

Now I could just say sod you and get it, however i decided that unless we are 100% committed then there is no point and she is now against it... Bollocks to this I may just go and get myself a new bike!

We have been thinking about getting a dog for about a year now but what with one thing and another timing has not been right. I have also spent a hell of a lot of time looking into breeds etc. I have spoken to so many people on opinions about breeds it has spun my head as everyone has a different opinion about this. I won't go into breeds as I'm settled on one suggested by a good friend who is a vet and I'm not changing my mind!

My parents live just up the road and are keen to take the dog out as they would love a dog but spend lots of time away so feel its not fair on the animal. So parents are keen to "dog share" this means if we go on hols the dog stays with them.

My wife works from home as a child minder, which has been a massive influence on what breed we have. I know there is risk with any dog.

I've seen some pups and both parents are great, good breeding I also know the owner and he knows his stuff, the pups are vet checked, chipped full paperwork etc.

Now the house is ready, we have a list of things we will need, I suspect it's going to be hard work and I know it's massive commitment but I keep thinking there is something I've overlooked?????

This is our first dog as a family pet.

One man's f*cking ****%%##* is another mans freedom fighter

Very true, thats what we tend to forget.

I have been reliabley informed that Bastion gets attacked on a daily basis, nothing special there then.

Who believes what the Taliban say, bunch of f*cking ****%%##*

Gotta love idle speculation