TC1474 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 A policeman pulls over a drunk diver & gets him to stand at the side of his car, he tells the driver that he is going to breathalyse him, the guy pulls out a Nhs card that states, "This man is asthmatic, please don't take his breath"The copper says "ok I'll take a blood test" the guy pulls out another card that reads "this man is anaemic, please do not take his blood"The copper then says "right it'll have to be a urine test" the guy pulls another card & the copper reads "This man is. Manchester United supporter, please do not take the piss" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGD217 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Haha very good.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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