Phooey Posted March 30, 2016 Posted March 30, 2016 Embarrassingly, I told her that I had a rash on my testicles.She said I had to stop masturbating.I asked her why and she said because I am trying to examine you! Quote
polecat1 Posted May 28, 2016 Posted May 28, 2016 I went to see my doctor, he's a cockney, he asked how he could help me, I said "I've got a rash", he said "I'll be as quick as I can then". Quote
Six30 Posted May 28, 2016 Posted May 28, 2016 my grandad who is 89 went to the doctor for a check upA few days later, the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to my grandad and said: "You're really doing great, aren't you?"Grandad replied: "Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."The doctor said: "I didn't say that. I said, You've got a heart murmur - be careful." Quote
mpl Posted May 28, 2016 Posted May 28, 2016 I went to see my doctor with a bad foot.He said "Gout"I said "I've only just come in!" Quote
thebendyfox Posted May 31, 2016 Posted May 31, 2016 Went to the doctors for a checkup, he asked me why I had a steering wheel down my pants.....SO i told him it was driving me nuts. Quote
Oasis Posted May 31, 2016 Posted May 31, 2016 I went to the doctors and He told me I had VD.I politely told him that I must have caught it off a toilet seat.To which he replied...You must have been f**king chewing it! It's in ya gums!!Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk Quote
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