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Had to go to the doctors today

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my grandad who is 89 went to the doctor for a check up

A few days later, the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to my grandad and said: "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

Grandad replied: "Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."

The doctor said: "I didn't say that. I said, You've got a heart murmur - be careful."

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I went to the doctors and He told me I had VD.

I politely told him that I must have caught it off a toilet seat.

To which he replied...

You must have been f**king chewing it! It's in ya gums!!

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