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Posts posted by puggybear
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Y'know,unexpected sex is a REALLY nice way to be woken up.
...unless you're in prison....
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I...am bloody BRILLIANT at sleeping!
NOTHING to it-it's so easyI can do it with my eyes closed!
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Y'know,I can still remember my first girlfriend,and being invited to stay overnight at her parents house.
Unfortunately,her dad point-blank refused to let us sleep together.
...which was a shame,as he was a real looker.
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At the moment,I'm reading ''Under Milk Wood'',which as you'll all know is a classic novel.
BUT - [pauses for effect] ... I'm reading it in it's original Welsh!
Yes - you guessed...it's the Dai Version!
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Can someone please explain to me,using short words,which PRAT decided aftershave should sting?!?!?!?
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There's a lot of money to be made selling manure!
My mate started selling horse poo...and now he's rolling in it!
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Oh;sorry 'Six'....merely my futile attempt at humour.
I shall cease immediately,as soon as I finish reading this book about the invention of superglue.
...it's fascinating - I can't put it down...
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Yesterday,I took the M4 out of London.
BUT...
A copper stopped me & made me put it back.
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The admin didn't remember me [sob!] as it's been a while. {some of us have t'work...y'know?}
So;they asked me for my password.
I replied TIPPEX. [correct me if I'm wrong]
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...and another thing,whilst I'm still gorgeous [huh-as if THAT'D ever change]
I really cannot remember the last time I ate creamed rice!
...which makes me wonder if I'm starting to experience ambrosia...
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I just rang my local ramblers club.
WHAT a mistake...whoever answered just went ooon and ooon and oooon and oooon and ... [geddit? huh?]
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We all went out for a curry last night,at our local Indian restaurant.
My mate tripped and whacked his head on the tiled floor.
...he's now in a korma.
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Did you hear about the confused cat?
...it had a crap,then buried itself...
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Did you hear about the confused cat?
...had a crap and buried itself...
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Ok,ok....my last bash at humour before I bury my cat.
[he isn't dead-I like like annoying him]
What's the link between Blackpool and Las Vegas? HMM?
Well I'll tell yerz - you can swap chips for sex in both!
Right...s'nuff fer now. Can't have you 'orrible lot smiling,it'd ruin the atmos....
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...and for those of you with a more literary outlook,I've just completed writing a novel about gorillas!
...it's due out this very week, in Silverback!...
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...oh,plus for yonks,there's a terrible rash all over my mate Marg...
...I can't believe it's not better!
[Ai thenkyoh]
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She's left me....just because I'm dyslexic!
...apparently,she's really annoyed that I took ages to find her vinegar...
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You think THAT'S bad Stu?
I reckon it's quality,not quantity that really counts,mate.
.....after all,Nigel Armstrong walked on the Moon just ONCE-but nobody'll ever forget his name!
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I put a blank CD into my stereo today,then played it at FULL VOLUME for an hour!
....the annoying mime artist who lives next door went totally nuts!
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Some rotten scumbag stole my beloved thesaurus today.
...I just cannot find the words to describe how I feel...
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I've just had my chest waxed...very much NOT a painless procedure!
...my own fault - should'a gone to Pec Shavers....
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I had a slash at 04.30 this morning...pity,coz I woke up at 05.00!
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My dictionary has been really unwell lately...
...but it's feeling much better,now I've removed it's appendix!
Your worst joke!!!
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...and always remember-fat girls defy the laws of physics.
OHHH,yes they do. The heavier they are,the easier they are to pick up!
Ai thenkyoh.