Whitey1984

Jeremy Beadle has a small cock, on the other hand its massive.

There's a daddy balloon a mummy balloon and a child balloon. The child balloon gets put to bed and after about an hour or two decides its to scared of the dark and wants to sleep with mummy and daddy. Mummy balloon says that there isnt enough room in the bed and to go back to his own room The child balloon waits for his parents to go to sleep then sneaks into their room, he lets a little bit of air out of his dad and tries to get into bed, still not enough room so he lets a little bit out of his mum and tries again, still not enough room he lets a little bit of air out of himself and finds that now he fits perfectly. His mum and dad wake up in the morning and see that hes in the bed, they look very disappointed with him, His mum turns round and says....... Not only have you let me and your dad down but more importantly you've let yourself down too. ""TAXI"

And the other bit of good advice which always served me well: "the decision to not overtake is never the wrong one"