Round here the big egos and trucks are becoming far too common.
Apparent you need one of these:
https://www.automobiledimension.com/model/ford/ranger-raptor
To navigate the NewForest lanes / roads these days:
Given the size they have to be driven in the middle of the road. All other cars have to get out of the way.
Then with your Cockney accent you must say that you own a house here, then complain about the tourists parking on the verges.
I hate to quote the daily mail:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6140681/amp/Average-width-Britains-20-vehicles-expanded-nearly-1ft-20-years.html
So cars are nearly 1 foot wider and growing.
As for the Original post, if they would do 40-45mph with decent size boot (2 dogs and an outboard) I would have one.
They are similar to the Citroen Ami.
https://www.citroen.co.uk/ami?