urbanmark

errm, didnt you do a trackday? How is your thumb?

Thanks mate!

But we dont have any good motorbike shows down south. I was looking forward to it

Im not confident enough yet. Im worried ill trash my bike.

Im green with envy

I was like you and worried about my modules. If you do what your instructor tells you. YOU WILL PASS. Dont believe the hype. The test is easy and the only thing that will bum you is if you get nervous. THAT ADVICE EVEN COUNTS IF ITS IN THE WET.

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH its going to feel so good when you pass. MMMMM Funny belly feeling!

LOL! you said bummer.

I commute in all weather except snow or meteors or earthquakes.

Rennie, with respect.................Are you a vampire? You "work nights" and your avatar pic clearly shows a bat logo. (neck and shoulders)

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT BOYS HEEEEEEEEEEEED!

Hey! What a nice post from Pete! Very informative.

I think the moral is SHARP Shit Helmets Are Rated Perfect

But helmet with no chin can be crushed. Its not as rigid? I have one and If I wanted, I could crush it so the sides touch each other with my bare hands? I didnt realize until the bloke in the shop showed me.

The sharp rating fails for me because it rates some open face helmets higher than some quality full face ones. How can it be five stars if someone could punch you and kill you? They should use my urbanstar rating system. 0 stars = You forgot to put a helmet on 1 stars = Offers some protection but is not a helmet (bowl, Saucepan, salad spinner etc) 2 stars = Is a helmet but offers minimal protection (WWII helmets, Builders helmets, fake fighter pilot helmets etc) 3 stars = Any helmet that when worn by a test monkey. Protected said monkey from harm after being hit at 30mph with a kerbstone fired to the head from the front, back and sides.. 4 stars = Any helmet that passes the above test and also allows the monkey to survive having its head driven over by a BMW 3 series. 5 stars = Passes the above tests and is worn by any class of pro Motorcycle racer in any class. The helmet makers would have to pay into a pot to have a helmet rated (£87.94) and the money would be used to breed more test monkeys. I think the result would be a safer bike riding public and a boom in monkey breeding and monkey related industries like monkey funerals and monkey wheelchairs. Monkeys are shit. We evolved, why didnt they? Lazy, furry, f**k sticks.

I know they look cool! If you have no cheek bones, How does your Jaw stay on?

http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz304/WhuteverxD/th_vader-fail.jpg

Amsterdam at the weekend for a stag do f**k YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Have just got a cold f**k IT. Soar throat f**k IT, runny nose f**k IT, achy f**k IT. f**k IT

Im in Amsterdam Southern bike meets are rarer than pig feathers on here.

Biker!

Ive heard washing up liquid can flatten the paint, but my bikes matt black so I use it. Ive tried other cleaning products like muc off and halfords own stuff but it always leaves streaks.

Congratulations. Enjoy the feeling!

3rd time is lucky 6th time is by the power of greyskull! Good luck!

CONGRATULATIONS. WELCOME TO THE LAND OF THE PASSED

Packaging was great. I hadnt used a blowtorch and my pneumatic pliers for ages!