Mawsley

While I've been swapping cars and out with the dogs, the standard of riding is woeful the last couple of days. Bikes overtaking on blind bends and before hill crests - all of them race reps. They aren't long for the world. Why don't they go track days?

Elon needs to understand what a bollard is

Had one too many homemade margaritas last night. I appear to have branded myself on the oven while drunk.

It’s endemic to the model, you aren’t going to cure it. Only thing you can do is lean into it and embrace it as a quirk or sell it on.

*Mental note for Frog's TMBF Secret Santa present

Breaking my 20p budget, I've stumbled across the Oxford Blanket. I've actually got something very like it as a mouse mat. It'd be perfect - but I'm not paying Oxford prices. More Googling for non slip mats, I reckon. Get a cheap big sheet, cut it to shape, job will be a good'un.

cheers Stu, but that looks pricey. Kinda hoping to find a 20p workaround

Got some throwovers for the bike but I want to put something temporary down to protect the wonderful purpleness. Do you use a temp film/tape that’s easy to remove and doesn’t require hair dryers or the like?

One of the all-time greatest drummers

I've never been quick to get the message tbh

Northampton has become a right proper shithole of late. Street crime seems to be soaring, gangs are out of control, and thefts are on the up and up. For a long time we fancied moving back, glad we didn't these days. Hope your bikes turn up.