acemastr Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 I stopped on Sunday to help an old biker on a Brough Superior whose chain had snapped, asked if he needed a lift/phone, anyway... he spent an hour explaining the bike, and spanked me when I said I hadn't heard of Brough Superior.... yes... SPANKED me....So... fast forward to bike night tonight at Hartford Marina, he turns up... spends ages talking to everyone about is bike, then comes over to me..."I've got something for you... a drug actually... a legal one"Me: "Is it blue and diamond shaped?" (Joking obviously)"Yes it is!"oh dear god...He spent about 20 minutes explaining how it makes him last for hours and that he can't ever cum until the next morning...Then proceeds to put his leg on the bench next to Laura and goes... out loud.. "I'm getting a hard on thinking about sex"This was the most uncomfortable 15 minutes of my life... words cannot describe how speechless i was.I'd like to thank Laura and Jayne for helping me get through this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Are you f*****g serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acemastr Posted May 3, 2011 Author Share Posted May 3, 2011 http://acemastr.com/C360_2011-05-03%2021-31-29.jpghttp://acemastr.com/C360_2011-05-03%2021-31-10.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabluegal Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 I have to say that I have seen some things in my life.But this shocked even me!!!Crazy days.Aaron - already this season this has happened and we've spent an evening bump starting a bike with a dead deer - whatever next??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mealexme Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 we've spent an evening bump starting a bike with a dead deer - whatever next???what?.... How? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabluegal Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Well, after a policeman tried to help us bump start it (and failed), and then a lot of truckers simply watched us struggle and declined to assist, the dead deer was the only option left....In the end we called a recovery company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vic_Cambridge Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 I stopped on Sunday to help an old biker on a Brough Superior whose chain had snapped, asked if he needed a lift/phone, anyway... he spent an hour explaining the bike, and spanked me when I said I hadn't heard of Brough Superior.... yes... SPANKED me..... I've not heard of a Brough Superior either?? funny story though Probably thought you needed them after your ride bike from the Marina tonight! I froze my nuts off getting back to cambridge after I left you guys tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohmagain Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 To get out of that situation, i would have stuck one Viagra in my eye to 'look hard' he would have left. Sorry came to me whist reading, could not help myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nman1 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Sounds like I`m glad I got held up cus the telephone engineer was late. Feckin 7.40 he shows up and leaves at 8.00pm. Could not be arsed after that.Who else turned up ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 awesome, just awesome.Sounds like you've made a life long friend there Aaron. Actual sildenifil, great work sir. question is.....will you use them? If you don't pass them this way! p.s. brough superior bikes look freakin expensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbanmark Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Classic story! It may have been a nightmare at the time, but now you have a quality pub legend that you will be using for years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabcrosshook Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Who needs Harry Potter, when you've got stories like this? It's brilliant! So go on, how many have you taken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holliday675 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 haha awsome.... and odd that someone at work was on about this yesterday...classic :0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Who needs Harry Potter, when you've got stories like this? It's brilliant! So go on, how many have you taken? Told you you should come and visit. All sorts happens at our local Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acemastr Posted May 4, 2011 Author Share Posted May 4, 2011 I intend to find out how they perform on Sat Could be hilarious!Still freaks me out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuno1 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Thats fookin ace! love it. What a joker. Now you are prepared for any dodgy social situation!Stu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabcrosshook Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Who needs Harry Potter, when you've got stories like this? It's brilliant! So go on, how many have you taken? Told you you should come and visit. All sorts happens at our local lol When I get a big boys bike I'm coming, I hope I get chatting to an old pervert! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 What do you mean you hope, I'm chatting to you right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabcrosshook Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 What do you mean you hope, I'm chatting to you right now I said OLD! The weirdest experience I've had was a guy on the train once, he kept winking at me and tapping his empty lunchbox on the table, I don't have the slightest what he was saying because of my earphones. I tried to avoid eye contact, but the moment I made it he was talking to me... big mistake! I was trying to look down at my phone for the entire journey and the hardest part was trying to hide my smirk and not burst out laughing, I think I'd have been in tears if I had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acemastr Posted May 8, 2011 Author Share Posted May 8, 2011 Update!Bloody useless...They give you a stuffy nose, red face, make all the lights in the world a pure white colour, and make absolutely no difference 'down there' (Not that i had trouble in the first place i'd like to add) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabcrosshook Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Haha you legend! I wouldn't have taken one of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 OMG why wasn't i there.... !!! i would have loved to see that... and given him a talking down too... im definitely coming tomorrow !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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