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haha classic mate!!

where do you find these idiots??

Best find his girlfriend and let her know he's not licensed to taker her on the back.. let her have the conversation with him... that would be fun to be a fly on the wall!

 

I agree , if he's not licenced to carry a pillion, then neither is he insured. Warn his girlfriend ASAP


The guy sounds like a complete numpty and you're probably better off without reading his numpty Facebook posts.

Posted

it gets better..


His facebook status some time last week was "thanks to the friendly car driver for knocking me off and writing my bike off"...

he was all fine, no injuries etc..


BUT, see him today, riding through my village..

On a directbikes 50cc scoot, WITH L PLATES ON THE BACK :D


I nearly went through a red light, just pissing myself laughing as i rode down the street

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted

Should have pulled up next to him and commented on his amazing bike then blew him away at the lights lmao

Posted

So hes faked a writeoff to explain the downgraded bike.. Until he can pass his test and then miraculously his written off bike will reappear all fixed and good as new!

Posted
Is his mrs fit?

She's probably fictional like his licence..


but why has he gone to a 50cc? thought you needed cbt for that too?

Posted
So hes faked a writeoff to explain the downgraded bike.. Until he can pass his test and then miraculously his written off bike will reappear all fixed and good as new!

 

nah mate. his bike has actually been written off.

it was just a 125 still..

But he was going around gloating how he has passed his test, and that the 125 was just temp...


But during convo's, he was slipping up here and there.. (saying things incorrect, that full licence owners would know about the

test's)..

and then suddenly, i see him on a 50cc, with L plates..


therefor, confirmed my suspicion, he hasnt got a full licence, just wanted to make himself look better..

Posted
:lol: yeah his mrs is pretty fit :lol:

Well you know what needs to be done dont ya...

 

Get it (her) done. Quick selfie while your at it.;)

  • 1 month later...
Posted

I know this is an old topic now.. but this entire topic has kept me ammused, mainly 'coz of how much of a bell end this bloke actually is..


He text me this morning... "fancy a ride to cambridge?",

i just replied "yeah okay"... just because i wanted to get out on my bike today


sure enough, half hour later, he turned up at mine, on another new 125 he has bought, and, with his mrs on the back..

i said nothing about it, just got my gear on and head off...


half way down the A10, traffic coppers behind us, a couple miles further, the blue lights go on, so we pulled over..

i said "hello officer, how can i help you?" the copper replied "im wanting to chat to your friend, you fine fella"....


So the copper and him got talking... next thing i hear...


POLICE: "where are you L plates?, My ANPR system scanned the DVLA database as you only being on provisional licence with CBT certification........ So where's your L plates, and second of all... why do you have a pillion passenger?"

he looked at me in terror, that ive "only just" found out he was bullshitting about his licence....


i said, "excuse me officer, am i required to stay here?"

he said, of course im not, i can leave anytime i want to...


So i started my bike up, looked at Nick, laughed at him, and rode off :lol:

left him half way up the A10, spitting of rain, with his girlfriend, getting his bike confiscated :lol:


I felt abit of an ar*ehole just riding off, but thats where bullshitting gets ya im affraid..


:lol:

Posted
I know this is an old topic now.. but this entire topic has kept me ammused, mainly 'coz of how much of a bell end this bloke actually is..


He text me this morning... "fancy a ride to cambridge?",

i just replied "yeah okay"... just because i wanted to get out on my bike today


sure enough, half hour later, he turned up at mine, on another new 125 he has bought, and, with his mrs on the back..

i said nothing about it, just got my gear on and head off...


half way down the A10, traffic coppers behind us, a couple miles further, the blue lights go on, so we pulled over..

i said "hello officer, how can i help you?" the copper replied "im wanting to chat to your friend, you fine fella"....


So the copper and him got talking... next thing i hear...


POLICE: "where are you L plates?, My ANPR system scanned the DVLA database as you only being on provisional licence with CBT certification........ So where's your L plates, and second of all... why do you have a pillion passenger?"

he looked at me in terror, that ive "only just" found out he was bullshitting about his licence....


i said, "excuse me officer, am i required to stay here?"

he said, of course im not, i can leave anytime i want to...


So i started my bike up, looked at Nick, laughed at him, and rode off [emoji38]

left him half way up the A10, spitting of rain, with his girlfriend, getting his bike confiscated [emoji38]


I felt abit of an ar*ehole just riding off, but thats where bullshitting gets ya im affraid..


[emoji38]

Hahahahahah oh sh*t that made me laugh

Posted

Hahahaha fantastic! About time karma got him

Posted
:lol: yeah his mrs is pretty fit :lol:

Well you know what needs to be done dont ya...

 

Get it (her) done. Quick selfie while your at it.;)

So what's the progress on this then?

Posted

So what's the progress on this then?

 

Well.. living with my mrs and a 6 month old baby kinda stops that :lol:

Posted
I know this is an old topic now.. but this entire topic has kept me ammused, mainly 'coz of how much of a bell end this bloke actually is..


He text me this morning... "fancy a ride to cambridge?",

i just replied "yeah okay"... just because i wanted to get out on my bike today


sure enough, half hour later, he turned up at mine, on another new 125 he has bought, and, with his mrs on the back..

i said nothing about it, just got my gear on and head off...


half way down the A10, traffic coppers behind us, a couple miles further, the blue lights go on, so we pulled over..

i said "hello officer, how can i help you?" the copper replied "im wanting to chat to your friend, you fine fella"....


So the copper and him got talking... next thing i hear...


POLICE: "where are you L plates?, My ANPR system scanned the DVLA database as you only being on provisional licence with CBT certification........ So where's your L plates, and second of all... why do you have a pillion passenger?"

he looked at me in terror, that ive "only just" found out he was bullshitting about his licence....


i said, "excuse me officer, am i required to stay here?"

he said, of course im not, i can leave anytime i want to...


So i started my bike up, looked at Nick, laughed at him, and rode off :lol:

left him half way up the A10, spitting of rain, with his girlfriend, getting his bike confiscated :lol:


I felt abit of an ar*ehole just riding off, but thats where bullshitting gets ya im affraid..


:lol:

 


REEEESULT!!!!!


:thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

Posted

he has a hefty bill in store... unless I'm mistaken.


Driving otherwise than in accordance with a licence £1,000 fine / Discretionary disqualification


there are probably other penalties to be added to that.

Posted
You couldn't make this shit up!

 

i know right!


Im sooo glad i met him though.. Really has given me a good laugh, on his own expense :lol:


im not 100% certain, but i think his girlfriend has left him because of it..

Like i said, not 100% sure, but i do know her, she lives around the corner from me, so i find out these things...


her friend and her were talking, i heard her say something along the lines of "if he is bullshitting to me now and getting me involved with police matters, within the few months we have been together.. whats it going to be like further down the road"....


i jumped in and said "what road? the A10? :lol: :lol:


Serves him right if im honest...


I think he has gotten the hint though, From me laughing at him then riding off... Also deleted him off facebook :D


shame though... me and my mrs really did have fun listening to his diarrhea :D

Posted
he has a hefty bill in store... unless I'm mistaken.


Driving otherwise than in accordance with a licence £1,000 fine / Discretionary disqualification


there are probably other penalties to be added to that.

 

well yeah, and im sure they will find other ways of bending him over even more..

Insurance perhaps?? driving in accordance to his insurance, therefor, will most probably pushed as to driving without insurance... and who knows what else they will throw at him...

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