bex Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 If her bra and panties match when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex. i do hope this is a joke. my sense of humour will be restored if it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onesea Posted October 7, 2015 Author Share Posted October 7, 2015 If her bra and panties match when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex. i do hope this is a joke. my sense of humour will be restored if it is.It was not meant to be serious that's for sure . I am now monitoring with my misses a sample of twice is hard to draw conclusions from . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I remember hearing a "pause for thought" on Radio 2 some years back about a religous student and teacher. think they were Buddhist...it went something like this, and I'm sorry if i get it wrong.the student disliked the teacher immensely, so, after a few years, when the student was given the opportunity to say what he thought of the teacher, he let rip. every expletive he could come up with was used to describe the otherwise helpful and kind teacher.when he was finished, in front of the other students and teachers, the teacher was given the opportunity to voice his thoughts.he was kind and supportive. didn't say a single thing against the student. the student was amazed. after the rant the he had just made, he thought the teacher would give him both barrels. he was laughing...2 weeks passed, and someone explained it to him. what you see in others is mearly a reflection of what you see in yourself. by slagging off the teacher, he had only shown how he felt about himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBrightside Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Lifts always smell different to midgets... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeman Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Don't feed the cat then pick your nose. I now have the smell of catfood up my nose!Done it before and should have learnt my lesson... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RantMachine Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Also don't chop chillies then rub your eye with the back of your hand in the assumption that you didn't get any on it. Once was enough for me to learn to be more cautious about that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorian Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 L plates are basically the same thing as diplomatic immunity. I can shoot people then?*saaf afrikan accent*DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITYYYY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RantMachine Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/PNj3vME.gif' alt='IMGUR>'> I can shoot people then?I think we know at least one person who is counting on that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorian Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/PNj3vME.gif' alt='IMGUR>'> I can shoot people then?I think we know at least one person who is counting on that How i wish i could like this twice.I might have to make a second account..Also i now want to watch lethal weapon No not petrolhead that's specialweapon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 No not petrolhead that's specialweapon He's only a danger to himself and cats I like these movie references, I wrote an entire star wars opening reel about him but when I read it back it was too dark to publish without the police knocking on my door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorian Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 PM? I could do with a giggle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 PM? I could do with a giggle. PM sent, feel free to distribute to anyone else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RantMachine Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Lemme see lemme see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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