Oasis Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 So this morning I did my motorbike theory test, I wanted to get this out of the way as I don't like test room environments. Wife came home last night after being away for a week. We decided to have a takeaway and a beer. Role on 4 hours and I'd had the hottest madrass I had ever tasted and 6 pints of full fat stella.Woke up fine this morning and off I popped to the test center. I'm not sure if I reeked of curry or not but they put me in a side room on my own, rather than a booth like everyone else.Around 3 min into the test my stomach went mental and I got that "that isn't solid" feeling down below. At this point, and with sweat trickling down my face I decided I would leave the test by rasing my hand as the signs instructed.But no one could see me as I was in a side room! "Oh shit, what do I do?!?".I didn't want to disturb the other people by running out of the room. So I decided to clentch up and click away with the intention to come rebook the test after I'd failed.Then the hazard videos started. Man they are slow going. Seconds felt like hours, and if I had of been driving the bike in the video, I would of hoped off behind a tree It all came to an end and I quietly but quickly left the room and was handed a letter. "Have you got a toilet?" I asked. "Yes" was the reply, "but there's someone in there"FECK!!!!So off I ran, out of the building and on to the high street. Found a well known fast food chicken shop and parked my arse in their cubicles. Oh the relief! Then it sank in, ah bollox I've just wasited 20 quid and a morning! Opened the letter and I had passed!!! So I had a victory push so I could drive home.The end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arwen Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Lol bet that is an experience you don't want to repeat! When I done my theory test they spaced us out so noone was sitting directly beside another person. Maybe they were doing similar, but also using the spare room?Congrats on the pass though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oasis Posted April 8, 2016 Author Share Posted April 8, 2016 Lol bet that is an experience you don't want to repeat! When I done my theory test they spaced us out so noone was sitting directly beside another person. Maybe they were doing similar, but also using the spare room?Congrats on the pass though!Cheers Arwen,Getting an exam result in a KFC toilet must be a first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoggs Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I'm sure they say you make better decisions when you need the loo... maybe not to that extent though Congrats On the pass! Maybe make sure you don't have curry before your practical.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soll Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 arnt you supposed to shit a brick before the test not during or after...lolgrats on the pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorian Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Glad i read this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRH Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Well done on the pass. (Both of them) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR_W Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Congrats on the pass.And getting your theory! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oasis Posted April 8, 2016 Author Share Posted April 8, 2016 Thanks folks. It was too amusing not to share Sorry if anyone finds it in poor taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valko Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Congrats for the pass!http://images.memes.com/meme/474818 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lumor_uk Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Congrats but perhaps they smelt the booze?What time did you stop drinking and then drive? To the test. 6 pints is what 13.8 units 1hr for body to process each unit after last drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oasis Posted April 10, 2016 Author Share Posted April 10, 2016 Stopped at 9 p.m. Test was at 11:30a.m. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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