Wet feet

[MarkW]

We all know the basic law of motorcycling that the bike goes where you look, and that your hands will naturally react to follow your gaze. Unfortunately the same law also applies to children standing next to you at a urinal, as demonstrated by my youngest son when he just turned round to ask me a question. At least it's hot enough in Royan to dry my flip-flops...

[Guest]

It applies to adults too. My housemate's boyfriend must be looking at an invisible bird flying around the room when he's peeing!

[Hoggs]

It applies to adults too. My housemate's boyfriend must be looking at an invisible bird flying around the room when he's peeing!

 

eww I'd smack him in the face with a frying pan if he did that in my bathroom.

[Guest]

eww I'd smack him in the face with a frying pan if he did that in my bathroom.

Now that's a tad radical

[Joeman]

It applies to adults too. My housemate's boyfriend must be looking at an invisible bird flying around the room when he's peeing!

 

When peeing standing up, if you manage to get 99℅ of the pee into the bowl, that means for every 100 pees, you have one full pee on the floor...

And every bloke knows 99% is optimistic..

[MarkW]

Something that amazes me is the number of blokes I see who stand there texting - often with both hands. That's got to be an invitation to disaster, not only in terms of the lack of directional control, but also hitting the wrong button and accidentally texting a photo of your cock to a client.

[Guest]

When peeing standing up, if you manage to get 99℅ of the pee into the bowl, that means for every 100 pees, you have one full pee on the floor...

And every bloke knows 99% is optimistic..

If someone can't handle their peeing, they should seat down or clean after them. That's basic consideration, especially in a houseshare.

[MarkW]

If someone can't handle their peeing, they should seat down or clean after them. That's basic consideration, especially in a houseshare.

Or piss in the sink. That's at a more convenient height, so less chance for things to go astray.

[Guest]

Or piss in the sink. That's at a more convenient height, so less chance for things to go astray.

And you can have both hands free for texting!

[RantMachine]

Something that amazes me is the number of blokes I see who stand there texting - often with both hands. That's got to be an invitation to disaster, not only in terms of the lack of directional control, but also hitting the wrong button and accidentally texting a photo of your cock to a client.

 

I always assume that the only people who can achieve this are those who are so under-endowed that their pursed fly alone provides adequate aiming support - a particularly poor reflection if they're wearing anything less than heavy denim or leather

[Guest]

Just came across this DIY solution...

you're welcome.

[Joeman]

[Tango]

When peeing standing up, if you manage to get 99℅ of the pee into the bowl, that means for every 100 pees, you have one full pee on the floor...

And every bloke knows 99% is optimistic..

If someone can't handle their peeing, they should seat down or clean after them. That's basic consideration, especially in a houseshare.

Sitting down is a very bad idea.........years ago a mate of mine needed the loo during the night after a bit of a session on the beers, as he was a bit unsteady on his feet he decided to sit down.......anyway, he fell asleep whilst sitting on the loo and fell off and faceplanted on the edge of the bath and broke his nose.....and had to wear a mask thing like Phantom of the Opera for several weeks......

[Guest]

Sounds like your friend would have fallen "asleep" (*cough*) whether sitting down, standing up, on his knees, on one leg or upside down

[Joeman]

I once saved a man from drowning in a urinal. He was kneeling down being sick in the urinal next to me, I was taking a pee. He passed out face down In the urinal so with my spare hand I pulled him up by his hair. Promptly dropped him on the floor when I felt how wet his hair was, but at least I stopped him blowing bubbles in his own vomit.

[bloggsy]

If someone can't handle their peeing, they should seat down or clean after them. That's basic consideration, especially in a houseshare.

Or piss in the sink. That's at a more convenient height, so less chance for things to go astray.

 

Before pissing in the sink, make sure the dirty dishes have been washed up.

[Joeman]

If someone can't handle their peeing, they should seat down or clean after them. That's basic consideration, especially in a houseshare.

Or piss in the sink. That's at a more convenient height, so less chance for things to go astray.

 

Before pissing in the sink, make sure the dirty dishes have been washed up.

Pee is sterile so no need to bother