XmisterIS Posted November 13, 2016 Posted November 13, 2016 Our daughter has a talking dog toy. I'm home alone for the evening, sitting on the sofa in browsing Facebook and eating a slice of cheesecake (well, I was). The house is eerily silent. Suddenly, the f**king dog toy starts talking out of nowhere, "I have two feet and my ears are blue!!!!" Top volume, completely unexpected. I shouted, fell off the sofa, dropped the cheesecake in my crotch and nearly defecated while I scrabbled around trying to find the source oft the terrifying noise. Then I realised what it was. f**k it. Quote
NearOn Posted November 13, 2016 Posted November 13, 2016 Ha brilliant! Proper shits you up doesn't it! Had something similar when my 3 year old boys pretend Ipad thing sprung into life! Luckily I wasn't eating cheesecake. Quote
MR_W Posted November 13, 2016 Posted November 13, 2016 It's not just children's toys. Our shredded kicked into life the other day when no where near it. And the cat regularly stares at something at the other end of the staircase. Quote
Mississippi Bullfrog Posted November 13, 2016 Posted November 13, 2016 Slightly worried that the dog thinks it has two feet. It's not some kind of mutant toy is it? Quote
Glorian Posted November 14, 2016 Posted November 14, 2016 dropped the cheesecake Is the cheesecake ok? Quote
Gin Posted November 14, 2016 Posted November 14, 2016 Hahah this is brilliant Made my morning ^_^ Quote
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