puggybear
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I'm single because I'm useless at chatting up women. Viccy,my female biker mate,said she'd listen to my lines,then give her opinion. That seemed fair enough,so I thought for a moment,then said "On your marks,get set....GO!" "WTF's THAT?" she asked,looking somewhat astonished. "Well.....it's a start"......
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I took my mate out sea-fishing. he puked all day. As we got back into the bay,he recovered slightly. "Oh,finally found some sea legs,eh?" I asked. But he wasn't a happy bunny;as he stood swaying,he mumbled "Don't be a prat-even I know seals don't lay eggs!"
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I'm starting my own company,recycling chewing gum. I just need a little assistance to help get it off the ground........
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I just bought a vynl album of 'Dr Hook & The Medicine Show' [before they abbreviated it] for 50p from the BHF charity shop. I've been listening and playing muh ole gee-tah to it all evening. I'd forgotten just how good they were.
