Zod

Hmm or she got curious about why I wasn't active on the forum for a week or two? And I've already explained to her why. You know what GOG? There was a knock on my front door this morning. Standing outside was a man in a suit who was also wearing sunglasses...So, I opened the door and asked him what the hell he wanted? Out from his back pocket he pulled out...A mini bible. In the distance there was a police chopper circling above and in the field next door were a heard of cows who all went moo. Them blood sucking parasites wouldn't bother looking for me here because, well...They don't know I'm here. Yet...

The probing has finished. They released me because I don't have any information to give, and never have. Or I do, but just wont tell...Either way I'm free.

That's a good question where is he these days? I hear he fell off a cliff and somehow came out the other end of the Bermuda triangle. I also hear that he was captured by the MI6 and then thrown out of a plane at 10,000 feet but somehow discovered anti gravity... And there I was walking through some random woodland when out of nowhere someone fell to the earth...well I ran over and was stunned to see the bast*rd get up and as soon as he did he turned to me and said greetings earthling my name is Zod now what planet am I on?

If I remember it right you are talking about brightness, so you are wanting to use 5 LED builbs/lights with the brightness of 5000 MCD as each LED produces 1000 MCD. Edit - My bad, you want 200 MCD. The maths would be say 1000 MCD for 5 LED's if the output MCD is 200 I reckon.

Sigh. They have nothing better to do other than preach to the government and convince them to make more changes that would piss the majority of road users off.

You could turn it into a subwoofer or a speaker that you could plug into your phone, Ifail or boombox?

Dial 101 or 999 and ask for the big taxi to the funny farm....quick... Some bell end taxi driver just knocked on my door asking for Zod claiming that I called and asked to be taken to some farm. I wonder who it was? xD

Awesome

f**king cock sucking, mother f**king pile of brainless trailer trash that coked up like a big sissy princess on the walk of f**king shame down the Wind Street! I know it didn't make much sense, or no sense at all. Thought I'd like to test out the filter

Sorry to hear about your grandfather Moo, hope he makes a full recovery. Nob of the day goes to the impatient imbred in a Mercedes SLK who flew past a set of red traffic lights at Penllergaer Services earlier. Was with my grandfather at the time when we saw the car darting through the lights as if the driver was getting away from something or someone and flying down the sliproad and onto the M4, have to say the driver was a lucky bugger as he was inches away from being ploughed off the road by an arctic truck.

Hmm. I'm thinking the limits are fine though, by lowering the speed limits on some roads what difference would it make? Accidents can still happen and people can still get hurt either way.

Just lock it lol.

It's OK, it'll never happen to you, or to these people... https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=death+hard+shoulder&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-beta&gws_rd=cr Of course not, I plan not to use the motorway at all!

Oh according to others a truck would plough straight into you

"A future king becomes father to a future king..." Yep, an many others will follow. I agree with you there they do need to get a grip on reality, it's nothing to get excited about tbh and nor is it something worth camping outside a hospital for either.

Bring a portable ramp with you then and push the bike up and over the barrier

So the road can hypnotise you...Thats a new one. Never heard that before!

They who take anothers soul is committing a mortal sin and should therefore be punished by death and their bodies left to rott for the whole world for them to see that they are godless beings, evil, godless beings... As it was written in the book of bullshit.

Well, even if you run off to the safety of the grass verge you still aren't exactly safe are you? So if the replacement is on the left side then I would quickly replace that tyre if the spare is available, regardless of my own safety. Otherwise like what happened the other day, get towed off to a garage.

Well lessons have been learnt, Of course Zod likes to think he knows everything. FACT is he doesn't, I admit that, however I would have thought that putting the hazards on whilst in the hardshoulder doing a quickish repair would be fine. I guess not...Anyway, what is done is done now and in the past and maybe next time my father should ring the Green Flag

Why do you think vehicles have hazard warning lights? Lol. Sure they may not always help though least the message would be sent to the other road users without the need of the highway agency or the police.

Deso what do you think the hard shoulder is there for? Like Joeman said you cannot continue driving on a motorway with a flat tyre or no tyre at all. What else would you do? If it were me I wouldn't sit around and wait an hour or two to for the recovery folk to come along and do something I can do myself. Whether its the law or not, you would see some folk changing a flat on the hard shoulder. Its what the hard shoulder is meant for, in case of an emergency or breakdown.

Oh there is a bit of damage to the car but it's nothing that can't be fixed ^^

Everything's a conspiracy Nahh, the first time there was a puncture in the tyre and so he replaced that tyre with the spare one. What happened yesterday though kinda baffled us because the tyre itself was road legal so how could it have blown out? We later got towed to a garage in Swansea (Just outside of the city center) and he then bought a part worne tyre, he shouldn't have though least he would get a good run out of it before that one blows too!