Zod

Which in turn is also going off topic xD

Sons of Anarchy thread ladies, you two characters are in the wrong strip club!

Lulz. "Now I must say that a dear old friend of mine joined up to a dating site the other week...It wasn't long before that he was bragging to the entire work force about how much he hated such site and would never sign up to one. Well, he did and instantly had about fifty odd messages from single women all in his area which he later bragged about at work. Apparently all of these women were either up for chat, up for meet ups, up for some flirtatious fun or up for sex and the married man that he is had requested to meet up with them all. Only one reply was given...By someone without a picture. A week later he goes to the meeting place when an hour or so after he's surprised to see his wife walking in his direction... Oi, where are you off to? He asks when she replies that she's there to meet up with a friend. Coincidence he said, I'm here for the same thing and so they agreed to wait together for their apparent online buddies to turn up. Yet they never did. Going online as soon as they got home both had a message in their inbox on the dating site... One read. I was at the meet location and sat there for three hours waiting for you to show up and you never did, thank you very much. While the other read. I was also at the meet location and sat there for three hours awaiting your arrival but you never turned up, why was this? Ten minutes later my friend replies...So we were both there waiting for each other. You have my phone number, and I have yours. I phoned you twice but got no answer so I sent you text messages but still got no answer. (Hearing a the faint sound of text messages being received on his wife's phone downstairs) To where after reading that his wife shouts up the stairs...I KNOW MY PHONE WAS OFF!!!!"

Quite possibly with an alien prob stuck up my backside with a tri-blade attached or by something of the paranormal and demonic nature... Who knows? For all I know I could die right now or tomorrow...Maybe at work after getting a high five to the face by a reversing fork lift truck xD

watched them all from the very beginning and have to say that every season is just awesome. Yet though they do get more ridiculous each season you can thank Sutter for that, can't wait for the final season.

NOTD goes to the HGV driver on the dual carriage going past park Penllergaer heading toward Fforestfach who without even looking and nor indicating started shifting into the right lane when I'm near the front end of the trailer, quick check of the mirrors and a quick life saver, cannot slow down and drop back because there is scaffold wagon more or less directly behind. Short blast of the horn (twice) the driver looks in the mirror and shifts back into the left lane. Second NOTD goes to the female driver of an Astra who wasn't looking right at the roundabout in Cwmbwrla wasn't slowing down and nor stopping, drove straight on cutting across the lane forcing other traffic to slam on their brakes.

Yeah I bet he has too.

Yeah but you're tuned into the white noise at the end of the dial, waiting for first contact... How the f**k did you know? Do you have a tap on my radio?

All the time, you'll never know what might be going on if you don't.

That's women for you

Poisonblack - With her I die.

Alien furball? Sadly, no. The aliens have abandoned me to rot in some hell hole...

Nob of the day? Me. A suicidal but lazy cat was sleeping on the seat...Pushed it off because the shit wouldn't move and just as I started rolling out of the driveway without realizing it jumps back on and just sits there. Got to the end of the road before I noticed that the fur ball was there...

Evile - Cult. Black Sabbeth - Damaged Soul. Motorhead - Death Machine. Trivium - Through blood and dirt and bone.

Wouldn't risk it. Not even if there were aliens on the other side! xD

Nob of the day goes to the douchebag in a corsa who flew around a blind bend on the wrong side of the road almost knocking another biker off. Lucky I had pulled up at the kurb...Started having headlight issues.

Two words. Sixth sense. Anyway I would bore you guys with my stories though I'm not gonna bother.

Aliens you say?... Congratulations to Dreamy for re-awaking the ZOD! Try living in a home where three miners died. Every night was a nightmare I tell ya!

Used to play c&c a lot, Tiberium Sun, RA2 and Generals/ZH though don't bother with them anymore. I play Wolf ET more

This be the 12 year old Japanese fur ball... http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/abertawe/DSC00029.jpg This be the other 12 year old Japanese fur ball... http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/abertawe/Me/P181209_1213.jpg And finally this be Mutley... http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/abertawe/DSC00027.jpg

Cheers guys. Day went good.

closing into objective - gotta be in and out within 5 minutes to stand a good chance of getting away before the security turn up from the alarm being tripped. everyone ready? err, yep, sure guys, can we just wait here whilst i have a quick nap to get my NV working again? also every time you come into a lightpool you have to reset for another 5 minutes. quicker and easier to just drop £50 on these dont you think zod? Indeed

Don't need them, the human eyes have night vision built into them...Just close them for about 30 mins and open them again...

Of course they do. It's not like they are going to instantly talk in plain English and run up to you and say "Well hey thar, mar name is daisy!" now would they?

I don't get the point in saying you are to give up on something you've never even attenpted. He says he's giving up because of all the lunatics on the road well he clearly hasn't thought so well on that one, he clearly hasn't thought about the lunitics who drive cars as if they are on a race track or in some rally. 1300 to insure a corsa? Rip off price, you'd be able to get a decent 125 and insure it for less than that In my opinion, it would be better to start off on a bike than it would to learn to drive a car. You'd no doubt get better road sense that way...