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Just posting this to let you know that I'm not going to be online for a good while from tomorrow. Can't really say why but, I'll be back soon enough.

24 Arabian men were found dead in a Dublin flat this morning after a mail man could smell the stentch of death whilst posting letters through the letterbox. The mail man who is in his mid thirties immediately called Garda (Irish for police), the Gards had to knock the flat door down for the ambulance crew to get in to check them over. A Gardai spokesman had this to say..."We were called to a flat in the Donaghmede area of Dublin shortly after 9 AM this morning. On arrival officers were confronted by a distressed post man who had reported that he could smell what he thought were dead bodies after posting letters through the letterbox. Not long after the door was smashed through and police went into the flat to find that 24 men who were all stacked on top of each other on 24 seperate bunk beds were deceased, on checking the scene over we have found a small written note...On the note it reads...ALLA AL-IKEA!"

Will be watching it tonight hopefully if I'm not too busy.

I think that should be posted in adult section Moo

Douche dash down to Co-Op this morning in the piss in the rain all in aid of milk for the tea, got down by the comprehensive school and an idiot in an M3 decides he's some F1 racer and flies out from a drive way of the elderly home which is next to the school. The drive is also on a blind angle but I knew for a fact that he wasn't even looking as he just went out of there without even stopping first to check to see if there were any cars or bikes on the road, well obviously whenever I'm going down past the school I pass at about 5 MPH slower than I should which is 30 (There is no 20 speed limit at that part which, of course there should be as there is a school there and two care homes). I shook my head at him and concentrated on the ride down to Bont after that... On approach to the bridge I spot a car approaching the junction there, without looking and just as I hit the bridge crossing the river the driver just pulls out and stops right on the bloody corner! Oh, so she doesn't bother to look first but does do so when she completes the turn? Idiot. (That usually happens on a regular basis, the first time it happened I barely missed the car). But, the worst part... On my way back home from the Co-Op once again crossing that bridge, coming up to the bend on approach to the school a chav on a push bike flies out of nowhere onto the main road (Luckily enough I wasn't going too fast) so lightly tapped on the brake...Then the idiot decides to zig zag from one side of the road to the other, eventually...He hits a mail van on a blind corner! Serves him right tbh. All that within a space of say 30-35 mins.

OK, you win What do I win?

True though I have a bad net connection, so can't even watch it on that lol

Old Billy O'Fallen has a nap for thinking he's a ghost. He usually always wears the same white sheet over his head when he wonders on up to the house up the road through the woodland and across the small bridge... Well one night after getting totally pissed Billy went home and threw a long white sheet over himself and then began his ten minute walk through the woodlands where he comes across another man who happens to be walking in the other direction and "Booo! I'm a fecking ghost..." old Billy snarls at the other man who then replies "Nice to meet ya Billy I'm married to ya sister!"

Aye, well if it's on next week then I'm watching it. Big Brother though...Worst show in television history in my opinion...Apparently they have the "Love" shack in the new series...I can't see that going down well with 5 bosses tbh

A new series or program was on ITV4 on Wednesday at 9 PM called The Motorbike Show, sadly I had to miss it so I put it on record instead...Just checked to see if it had recorded I find out now that it hadn't... Was wondering if anyone watched it or not?

Sounds good. Not been on Twitter in ages tbh...

My sister was out there last summer with one of her mates, apparently her mates grandparents own a villa out there in Orlando or somewhere near there. She's out there again in August...Apprently it's awesome out there...But eh, I'd say you could probably expect to see some folk out there walking around with glocks in their back pockets or down their pants like gangsters and grandma's packing 12 Gaugers or some old farm hicks packing a 22.

A guy asked me once what was area 51 as he hadn't ever heard of it before. I told him that it was a holiday resort for aliens...He then asked me what do they do there? And I said that they take part in apparent top secret experiments for the men in black. So the guy then asks me what do the men in black do to them? And I answered, they prob them, torture them and even play football with them if they behave themselves... The guy then asks how do I know so much? And I said, because they done it to me!...

Photoshoped image may not have been around back then but who is to say it hasn't been edited now? And of course, they have always been there but the question is why are they taking so long studying when they could actually crash land here and do something? xD

Lane hogging is pointless to be made illegal in my opinion but that's depending on how fast you are going, if on a motorway you are going 65-70 MPH then I say it's pointless no matter what lane you are in. All it is, is another way for them to take more money from you by pulling you and fining you for retarded offences because they can't think of other ways to police the roads or motorways. Tailgating however, I think it's good that it's been made illegal. Only thing is that people will still do it regardless of whether or not there are police either in front, behind or to the right or left of you. Also, how would police know whom uses the wrong lane at a roundabout? That's a bloody rediculous thing, an on the spot fixed fine and three points for that? Sounds to me like they are getting even more desperate and using that as an excuse because they don't want to go to court. It's their job isn't it? To police and enforce the law and even at times bring those they catch and charge to court, sounds to me like they are getting more lazy tbh. So how many resources do the police need for that hmm? Does that open up a new window with a big RECRUITMENT sign on it because they can't be everywhere at once. If people are unsure of where they are going then of course they would take the wrong lane at a roundabout, if they know where they are going but take the wrong lane and exit anyway then there is something bloody wrong with them

If you click on the image on that page and zoom in you'll soon see that it looks nothing like a jelly fish, in my opinion it looks more like a lone cloud.

http://blog.trutv.com/conspiracy/2013/0 ... index.html Was going through the status page on Failbook when I came across an article posted on some conspiracy page, thought why not check it out? Clicked on the link and read the article and looked at the picture, in the article it mentiones some professional cameraman working with some news company or tv company had recorded a video. Now the pic is kinda out of focus as most or if not all UFO pictures are and I wouldn't be surprised if the video is out of focus as well. No, I haven't seen the video and tbh nor do I want to. What do you guys think?

Look on Gumtree as well, could bet there are a good few cheap bikes on there. But than winter time the time of the year shouldn't have an affect on the price of the bike, as Matty said the seller is being too greedy by upping the price an extra 50%. If they really want to get rid of the bike they would put the price down and not up

Hmm good vid tbh.

Probably aye

Oh right, thought as much

Was just down by dyfatty flats in swansea. An ambulance was trying to get past but the driver of the bus I was on wouldnt budge and instead just waited for the lights to turn green. It was safe enough for the bus to pull out a touch and allow the ambulance to go through. Was just wondering if the bus driver was in the wrong there or not?

What do the names Dai and Ode have in common?

Just stick on a glove, punch through the dirt, grab the roots, rip them out Doesn't work on a driveway I know... In that case just use Roundup