This, and lower your standards Don't young guys get smacked in the face by birds any more? Or do they just get "unfriended"? The whole world's gone soft......back in the 70's I took more punishment than Richard Dunn when he fought Muhammad Ali! Never did me any harm......made me the man I am today in fact! yeh back in the day, mine was a bit later than the seventies., the drugs was just as good though Just get yourself down the pub OP, or an over 30's disco ... go for the fat ugly birds they very very rarely turn you down and if you bull shit em that you own a cafe or a cake shop she'll be putty in your hands